Big Wife - Tumblr Posts
@conanssummerchild NOOOO im so glad you didn't block me, i wasn't as active on Tumblr back then so never bothered getting a pfp or header 😭 but im so glad you didn't either i love you so much mwah
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
when you get this ask you have to you could perhaps maybe bless us with 5 of ur fav songs (currently or of all time), and then send this ask to 5 of your moots who you think have good taste! 🔥
1. you're on your own, kid (all time. )
2. little league (also all time.)
3. champagne problems
4. maroon (currently because its the only song i know on guitar so I've been playing it nonstop)
5. not the 1975
little different from my regular posts but i just wanted to make a valentines day appreciation post for one of my bestest friends in the UNIVERSE (they're literally my favorite person) @conanssummerchild
ALEX i love you so so much and I'm so glad you're in my life, thank jesus you didn't block me when you thought i was a bot 😭 (I'll never forgive you for that) you're literally so amazing and have impacted me so much, i tell you everything (even tho we don't live in the same country. stupid timezones 😠) you're totally American and toootally not British at all( im literally in love w ur accent. ) you're amazing at guitar and i will never forget when you serenaded me with yoyok, i will literally love you forever for that. you're my mike wheeler, my bbg 🫦 YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY TIME WE TALK and i love listening to your 47294728 voice notes cause youre too lazy to type (esp about community) i just aufhajfje ive literally been blessed by jesus (u) that you're in my life and i love our inside jokes and late night conversations (early morning for you, stop being late to class!!!) you're my big wife, my older sister, my grandmother, my Richie tozier, LITERALLY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EVER EVER EVER. i just wanted to wish you the happiest galentines day and tell you how much i love you and also if you ever stop talking to me i will come to your house in the middle of the night and shave your head 😍😍😍 i love you so so so much and im so so grateful for you every day I LOVE YOU COWBOY CLOWN 🤠 🤡
GOOD JOB im so proud of you 🙌
ILYSM MOREEE
we slay the day every day
little different from my regular posts but i just wanted to make a valentines day appreciation post for one of my bestest friends in the UNIVERSE (they're literally my favorite person) @conanssummerchild
ALEX i love you so so much and I'm so glad you're in my life, thank jesus you didn't block me when you thought i was a bot 😭 (I'll never forgive you for that) you're literally so amazing and have impacted me so much, i tell you everything (even tho we don't live in the same country. stupid timezones 😠) you're totally American and toootally not British at all( im literally in love w ur accent. ) you're amazing at guitar and i will never forget when you serenaded me with yoyok, i will literally love you forever for that. you're my mike wheeler, my bbg 🫦 YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY TIME WE TALK and i love listening to your 47294728 voice notes cause youre too lazy to type (esp about community) i just aufhajfje ive literally been blessed by jesus (u) that you're in my life and i love our inside jokes and late night conversations (early morning for you, stop being late to class!!!) you're my big wife, my older sister, my grandmother, my Richie tozier, LITERALLY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EVER EVER EVER. i just wanted to wish you the happiest galentines day and tell you how much i love you and also if you ever stop talking to me i will come to your house in the middle of the night and shave your head 😍😍😍 i love you so so so much and im so so grateful for you every day I LOVE YOU COWBOY CLOWN 🤠 🤡
OKAY Y'KNOW WHAT. ALEX @conanssummerchild TOLD ME THEY HATE ME REAL CONFIRMED NOT CLICKBAIT IM BLOCKING HER RN EVERYONE GO CANCEL HIM 😡 MIKE WHEELER AND MY SON THIS IS LITERALLY EDITED FAKE NEWS!! THEY USED PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!! EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED CANCELLED ENDED #ALEXISOVERPARTY
JAY @stargazinglozer IS A MIKE WHEELER HATER?? REAL CONFIRMED NOT CLICKBAIT?!?!?!?
ITS NOT FAKE ALEX IS LITERALLY MY #1 HATER SHE WANTS ME DEAD, HE WANTS TO THROW MUSHROOMS ON MY GRAVE AND FUCKING POISON THEM . THEY'RE SO SO MEAN TO ME EVERYONE BE ON MY SIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAY @stargazinglozer IS A MIKE WHEELER HATER?? REAL CONFIRMED NOT CLICKBAIT?!?!?!?
THIS IS SO TRUE AND IM LITERALLY NEURODIVERGENT AND A MINOR TOO SO YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL 😡😡😡
🙄😑💔
JAY @stargazinglozer IS A MIKE WHEELER HATER?? REAL CONFIRMED NOT CLICKBAIT?!?!?!?
THAT'S AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE ACTUALLY 🤬😞😕
JAY @stargazinglozer IS A MIKE WHEELER HATER?? REAL CONFIRMED NOT CLICKBAIT?!?!?!?
OMG STOP IT KNEW YOU TOO WELL,
i got neon grandma 💀💀💀
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
OH MY ACTUSL FUCKING GOD THAT'S THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF US EVER WTF
YALL HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. ARE YALL REALLY HAVING BYLER/JESUS X JUDAS PARALLEL DISCOURSE 😭
ohmygodddd I miss youuuuu (also we are iconic for all of these )
textposts but its just some random instagram dms with @mikewhoreler i found in my gallery (i miss u pookie come back 😔)
