Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure - Tumblr Posts
☆ ── IN EVERY MOMENT
☆ ── you and ted decide to time travel forward in time to see if you two are still together. ☆ ── self deprecating reader , fluff , time travel , reader and ted have children together , himbo ted for real , post bill and ted’s excellent adventure
you laid in your bed, your pillow stained with tears. you had heard about his trip in england. the princess he mad met. the way he had talked about them made your heart twinge.
you heard a pebble hit your window. you knew it was ted, but you didn’t have the energy to answer. that was until he threw a whole rock at your window, breaking it.
you ran to the window, lifting it up and sticking your head out. “are you fricking crazy? you threw a whole rock?!” he shrugs, “i didn’t think it was gonna break it.”
“it’s a rock!” you shake your head, “can i come up?” “whatever.” he places the ladder at your window as you walk back to your bed. “why are you laying down? it’s like,” he looks at your clock. “4 pm. and it’s summer! you should be outside.”
“i don’t wanna go anywhere. just leave me alone, ted.” you lift the covers over you, turning yourself away from him. “did…did i do something?”
the pain in his voice hurt you. he didn’t do anything, you were just insecure. “no ted. you didn’t do anything. i’m just not having the best day right now.” he sits next to you. “hey, i have an idea! we should go time travel to see what our future lives would look like.” you sit up, smiling. “why not.”
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april 13, 2013
you step out of the phone box, amazed by what’s in front of you. “ted, come out here.” you point at your future you.
you were outside, watching you children. then, ted comes out, wrapping his arms around your waist and stuffing his face in the crook of your neck. like he does…now?
“wow! you’re prettier than now.” you knew he meant that in a good way. you laugh, “we have kids together. they look like you ted.”
he laughs, “they do. oh my god! we’re gonna have kids!” he picks you up and swings you around.
this trip lifted the mood for you. it made you realize the you had ted wrapped your finger. “i can’t wait to have kids. i gotta tell bill!”
he really loved you.
synopsis ; after being pestered for weeks about going to ted’s party, you finally stepped out of your comfort zone. notes ; evil!ted , i only used pictures of keanu ooc bc i couldn’t find a good one , s*x , i tried making this have an 80’s feeling , that’s about it 🫠 , reader’s race . ethnicity . hair type or color is not specified
“you’re such a buzzkill. you’re wearing jean shorts and a spaghetti top to ted’s party.” sophie scoffs, applying her red bright lipstick that you advised her not to wear while holding her handheld mirror.
“you know i don’t like going out to parties. they always get ruined by the police.” you shrug.
your friends were not helping your anxiety in any way. they were picking fun at how you dressed, put on your makeup, the way you did your hair. it wasn’t your fault that you weren’t a quick-curl barbie.
“can we just get this over with? i wanna go home.” you stand up, crossing your arms. “yeah, daniel should be here in a minute.”
ah yes. daniel. the boy you’ve tried telling sophie that he wasn’t the one. he’s hit on you many times. sometimes even in front of her. groped you. the whole 9 yards. but she was to in love to see how much of a bad man he is.
you roll your eyes, waiting for this whole night to be over.
“there’s ted!” sophie squeals, pointing at the party host. he was talking to some jocks that go to your school. all with bad rep.
the house was full and trashed. you could barely make it to the couch without being pushed or sandwiched in between someone.
“someone having a bad time?” ted leans over the couch, whisper ling in your ear.
this wasn’t your first encounter with him. once, you and him and a project together. but of course, you did all the work and only got half credit.
you were real picky about your grades and now that ted logan came in and screwed it all up, you tried avoiding him.
“you just love bothering me, huh?” you cross your arms and your leg. “you didn’t get enough when you screwed up my grade?” he scoffs, “it was a C. get over it.” he jumps over the couch, sitting next to you.
“what are you doing here anyways? you don’t like going out from what i heard.” he rests his arm behind you, watching the party go on. “my friends basically forced me to get out.” you sigh.
“good,” he snickers. “your face was always stuffed in a book.” “oh shut up. you’re mad because you have a 4th grade reading level.” you tease.
the both of you turned your head to each other at the same time, laughing.
you don’t remember what happened in the in between. but now ted was naked and shedding off your clothes. “i knew you were hot under those clothes.” he chuckles, taking a nipple into his mouth and swiping the pad of his thumb on the other, making you shiver.
“fuck, ted.” your back arches. his teeth slightly nibble at your bud, “ted.” you smack his head, making him laugh. “i was having fun.” “not while chewing on my tit.”
he softly laughs, crawling on top of you. “we should’ve done this sooner.” he kisses your collarbone while sliding in you. “you better pull out, ted.” you wince, adjusting to size.
he hissed at how tightly you clenched around him. “fuck, baby. you might cut my dick off.” he laughs as his hips start thrusting in you. one hand was placed on your waist and the other was holding your hand beside your head.
for some reason, the thrusts felt…passionate. like he’s been needing this from you. “yes, yes.” you chant, coaxing him to go faster. “fuck yes.” your eyes were screwed shut.
he rested his head in the crook of your neck, suppressing his moans and grunts as the tip of his cock kissed your walls. “you feel like heaven.” he kisses behind your ear
your toes were curled. legs were shaking. you could barely talk. all signs of how close your orgasm was. “that’s right , baby. come.” he gave one more sharp thrust before the knot in your stomach broke.
he grunts before pulling out and flipping you on your stomach in one quick motion. “te-” his cock was pushed into you again but he was pounding into you.
his grip on your hips were sure to leave bruises tomorrow. the wind was knocked out of you. only pants and grunts slipped from ted’s mouth. “fuck yes.” he bit his lip. “fuck, baby.” his hip snapped before he pulled out, spilling his seed on your back.
“je-jesus.” he pants out, flopping beside you. “your nut is on my back.” you point out. “so?” he shrugs, not understanding why you seem upset. “how am i gonna get it off?!”
he chuckles at how concerned you are then kisses your cheek. “i’ll clean it up tomorrow.”
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bill and ted decided to dress up as vampires together for halloween but they weren’t on the same page :/
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is one of my favorite movies ever. OP I think Bill and Ted descended upon you to cure body dysphoria for everyone everywhere ever.
last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
Happy Halloween!! The idea of a young Micky and Peter as Bill and Ted stuck in my head yesterday so please enjoy these anachronistic but very fun costumes
Stay safe n spooky y’all!
Bill and Ted: Bill’s Got A Secret
i totally forgot I made this but here it is!!! very short but I really enjoyed making it.
*Sweats in Pansexual*
So, uh, Bill and Ted anyone?
I personally really like the first Bill and Ted movie, although I haven’t seen the second or third one—so I can’t speak for them.
But the first one’s a solid 10 / 10–wish I had it to add to my VHS collection.
Either way, I decided to do this because I stumbled across this-
Lovely image. And you can’t tell me it doesn’t scream Bill and Ted, you just can’t.
Anyhow, I hope you guys like this!
Have a good day and peace out! ✌🏻
I trieeeeddd doing some more realistic doodles of Keanu and Alex as Bill and Ted—
I really like how they both turned out
(Although I know I’ll prolly hate them in a month or so—in fact I would be very surprised if I didn’t.)
But as of this post, I really like them.
Anyways, I hope you guys like these!
Have a good day and peace out! ✌🏻
drawing me and the homie as bill and ted to cope with the fact i cant watch bill and ted's excellent adventure 24/7 #brocken
i know how to draw bill and ted now its literally over for u guys
Some cute height difference pictures because I’m obsessed
watching bill & teds bogus journey and i giggle everyt9me they are in that personal hell place because ted is basically pn his hands and knees trying to fit and wall through the tunnels ajd all bill has to do is look down to fit
ALSP WHY WAS THE DEVIL SO MEAN TO BILL WHEN HE THREW THEM BOTH BACK????
HE WAS GENTLE WITH TED, JUST A THUD AND THEN BILL WAS THROWN LILE HE WAS A BALL A DOG WAS CHASING.
watching bill & teds bogus journey and i giggle everyt9me they are in that personal hell place because ted is basically pn his hands and knees trying to fit and wall through the tunnels ajd all bill has to do is look down to fit