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There's been a lot of speculation about how bizzaro Jon may serve an antagonistic role and I cannot express how much I don't want that to be the case.
I am so emotionally invested in this boy, I can't even.
Those first behind the scenes photos of him in his funky little outfit unironically pulled me out of a bad depressive episode.
I will not stand to see the s&l writters slander this precious boy.
Like it would be one thing if he was immediately a villian, I could live with that, but if they have the gaul to make him a plot twist villian or have him turn to the darkside I will litterally cry.
I'M SORRY?
What was that?
Are cowboy hats a fashion trend in the Bizzaro World? We were robbed! Bizzaro Jordan should have had a cowboy hat to match his emo kilt. I'm not even kidding.
Also I like that Evil Villians are less important than The Comb Exhibit, Ugly Furniture and Cowboy Hats. It's fair tho, I really want to know what's in the comb exhibit.
I'm disapointed in the "Hottest Crypto". For one thing, it's depressing that even the bizzaro world has crypto but also they so should have made a Kryptonian pun. Like seriously, it's right there.
Ya know, it's a good thing Jon-El was so eager to watch his television appearance because he would not have fit on that couch otherwise.
WHAT FAMILY OF FOUR HAS A THREE SEATER LOUNGE IN FRONT OF THE TV??
Whhhyyyyy
The show doesn't really expand on Ally's recruitment tactics other than 'drug em during the first meeting' but it really does seem like she tries to work herself into a parental role to her followers.
Like with Lucy. Her mum left when she was young, her dad was absent and work obsessed for her entire childhood and she hard core resents her sister who tried to raise her because she believes that she's the reason their mum left. Ally then came in and filled that motherly role that she was missing and then it builds on the abandonment issues so if anyone tries to get Lucy away from Ally it automatically places them as the enemy in her mind because she finally got the parental figure she wanted. This works especially in Lucy's case because the person who's trying to separate them is Lois, the person who she already blames for the loss of a mum.
It's a similar case with Jon-El. His father seemed like an absent and just generally useless parent. It also comes across that his mother didn't really make many strong stands against his father until she finally hits her breaking point when she and Jordan leave him. This is after Jon has already left, though, and his leaving is one of the prime reasons for her to speak up against Kal so it really seems like she didn't do it before. He and his brother were shunted to the side for fame and media attention and were kinda just told to suck it up.
Ally Alston preys on the emotionally neglected and uses their abandonment issues and resentment of their families to her advantage. It's actually a quite interesting portrayal of cults and emotional abuse and I wish it didn't get quite so sidelined for the weekly showing of aliens and people on space drugs throwing hands and yeeting each other into the sky.
Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #4
They really do deserve everything, don't they?
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