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“Dad!vernon” — hcs

⸝⸝୭ ˚. fluff . head-cannons . dad au

⋆ pairings : dad!vernon x f!reader ⋆ note : filling up for a req bcz it was too much for me 🎀 [♪♪♪] · some by soyou, junggigo & lilboi

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who buys the baby everything he finds cute. (he bought 3 toys in the last 10 minutes)

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who insists on staying awake at night if the baby catches a cold or fever to look after them, telling you to not worry and sleep.

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who is always willing to play with the baby, even if he can't seem to understand what the game is about.

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who would love to dress up his little baby as movie characters and click pictures.

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who could listen to the baby speaking nothing (literally).

The baby would be blabbering to themself while playing, hardly pronouncing anything - and vernon would sit beside, listening so intently.

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who swears to you every night before falling asleep that his baby is the cutest thing he's ever seen, (also you, ofcourse) ranting about how perfect 'our' child is.

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who jokes that his baby is the only worthy one to compete with you. (he loves you both, please don't ever let him choose between you..)

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who'd, unintentionally and unknowingly, copy your baby's cute pouts and whine when you click photos of him doing so, asking you to delete it. (he'd start using 'bro' if you actually do)

𐙚⋆. dad!vernon who never imagined that just two people can become his entire world, but here he is.