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..ok! *takes knife, and throws it, accidentally hitting Scout’s bedroom wall. A girlish scream is heard from the other side* .............oops.
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
*laughs* Maybe we should go somewhere else, though..... where Scout can’t find us and kill me for that.
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
Really? I’m immortal, too! ^_^ But I really don’t feel like trying to outrun him and have him yelling at me. That might be enough to kill anyone. *laughing*
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
*follows onto bridge* Knivehand? Nice to meet you! I’m Jessica! ^_^ *she smiles holding out hand to shake8
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
Cool! I don’t meet people of different nationalities very often. When I do, they’re usually from Mexico. One time I went to a party with an all-Mexican family. It was really fun, but then they started doing drunk karaoke. *shivers at the memory* That was not very pleasant.
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
I’m glad I did, too. You seem really nice. ^_^
*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?
*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas
Operation: Unlikely Allies
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please fix the bot and makes mann co. great again
i think he would be really disoriented once they put his head back on his body. or once he died and respawned. he just wouldn't feel right anymore like his body wasnt his own. like his hands were too big and his feet were too small. he keeps burning himself on his cigarettes and bumping clumsily into the side of tables. the other mercs laugh when he trips over his own legs. he doesn't get what's so funny. he's in pain, and they laugh more as he tries to get back up. it makes him want to go run into the base's meat freezer and hide. at this point, the cold is more comforting than anything. at least he couldn't be poked or prodded in the fridge. at least he's safe from ridicule in the freezer. the cold made the cigarette burns hurt less too anyway. my commissions | my kofi
Spies in meme dress? YEEEEEEEEEEEES
what does a frog in france eat?
french flies LOL