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What book 3 has taught me about A romancers is that we complain and then keep crawling back for more only for things to get even more clown-y. The funny thing is, we blame A for it which couldn't be further from the truth 😂🤡

I wanted that N combat scene because it was just so deliciously sweet❤️😍 So I chose combat even with my science focused MCs.

The ROs may be head over heels in love with the detective but they are still supernatural vampires of course they'd view the detective as a snack, in more ways than one 😂

I'm actually glad this was addressed in Book 3. All supernaturals are so tempted by the detective's blood it was weird for our ROs to only be tempted when the detective was bleeding. They should smell it and be as tempted (if not more) by it. This will surely be yet another source for angst for books to come and I can't wait!
Book 3 spoilers!
That scene... Oh my God I could not believe it was finally happening!!! Me and that door handle had the same expression! 😳👀

Let's not talk about the specifics of that scene or what happened right after... 😭 Let's enjoy the ✨kiss✨ for a while before diving into all the angst.
The quote is actually by Patsy Cline, but this fit A's book 3 ending so much 😭💔 I can't wait for book 4 when both the detective and A will put their clown make up on and pretend they didn't just have the most intense, angst-filled, passion-filled kiss of their lives. 🤡❤️🤡

No surprise here, we all know what to expect in the circus 🎪🤡

Not quite a closed door... It's more of a cracked door soon we'll break through the door! 🚪🔨🏃♀️

The circus clowns were fed by Mishka, that's for sure but when compared to the other ROs, we were fed mere peanuts... Which was to be expected for the circus but it still hurts... 🎪🤡🥜

We complain because we care. 😂 We're not ungrateful however! We love our little snippets of love and affection. We knew what we signed up for when we decided to join the slow burn circus. 🎪🤡

Let's not forget about the ✨thigh grab✨ either👀
M's route was such a surprise! Like that hilarious anon ask mentioned, it feels like N and M switched places and attitudes in Book 3 👀🔥

Congratulations to all M romancers!!! 🎉🥳 But we are continuing on with our studies! We'll only stop, once we get our PhDs in clownery! 👨🎓🤡👩🎓

Yes, you made a very valid point there A. Now, kiss us! 😂

We were tricked! That date, ✨kiss✨ and ✨thigh grab✨ led me to believe book 3 would be an A fluff book. All three milestones were full of angst 😭

Disclaimer: For anyone as worried as I was when I first saw this clip, this is from a video where they teach babies how to survive in case they fall into the pool. The little girl is fine!