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So I’ve seen other people do this with the mr and mrs smith poster so I wanted to give it a shot with my favorite horror ship.
Slashers with a S/o that has a pet hedgehog
Michael
When you show him your little pet he immediately tilts his head. Giving off very 'what the fuck!?' vibes. You wrapped up the little thing in a towel and asked him if he wants to hold it. He does take it but he is ready to lob it into the wall if it does anything stupid. He wants to kill it but he can see how much you love it, so for your sake he will keep it alive. The poor little hedgehog gets scared at first but warms up to him after a while. You occasionally spot Michael around with it on his shoulder or in his hand, still wrapped up in the towel.
Jason
They both love each other immediately. Jason lives in the forest so he will take great care of your little companion. Your little pet loves to put its paws over his mask and occasionally in the little holes to touch Jason's face. He would never do anything to harm it! It's always curled up in either yours or Jason's lap and every so often its gently placed in one of your mugs with a handkerchief and placed next to your bed to sleep.
Bubba
Awww he loves it! A gentle giant that will take precious care of it. He makes blankets for it and even a small bed to sleep in. Bubba loves his crafts so this is great for him! Your little hedgehog stays with him almost 24/7, apart from when he's doing his 'work'. It loves to lay down in his hair and rest, also to observe what he's doing. You find it so cute to see them together!
Thomas
Finds it cute that you have a hedgehog. He's so scared he's going to hurt it because he doesn't want to hurt you either. The little ball seems to grow attached pretty quickly but Thomas has a struggle with how small it is. After you tell him it's ok to have it around, he's pretty much always holding it. He even made a little mask for it! Protects it from Hoyt at all costs and even Mamma Mae bakes small pies for it.
Ghostface (Billy + Stu)
Billy is just like, "Get this thing the fuck away from me." And Stu just takes it from you. Billy doesn't like having it around, Stu loves it more than he loves Billy. Stu is pretty much always with it, giving the little thing belly rubs and kisses on it's nose. He's bought so many knitted hats for it that there is basically a whole section of your wardrobe filled with them. Billy caught it crawling around one day and picked it up by it's back, with it's small arms and legs sticking straight out. Stu threatened to kill him if he didn't put the hedgehog down and bought it another hat to make it feel better.
Brahms
He doesn't like it. Not at all. It takes all the attention you have away from him! He wants to kill it, no questions asked. Every time that you fuss over it he's glaring daggers on it's prickly back. And every time you give him attention, he just looks smug and glares at the hedgehog again. However, he found the poor thing stuck in one of the floor boards, so he decides to be the mature one for once and save it. After that, it wouldn't leave him alone and they spend all their time together now.
Bo
No, just no. Threatens to turn it into a wax sculpture and put it on display. Your actually scared for your hedgehogs life! Poor little thing is terrified of him! It's always seeking your comfort and protection when Bo is around. You want him to hold it, even if it's just once. He does and strokes it's back like you instructed. They both grow almost inseparable after that, the only thing that gets him away from it is his 'work' or you.
Vincent
He finds it very sweet. Thanks the hedgehog for keeping you company when he can't. It's very cautious of him at first because of his mask but as soon as Vincent gave it some food it was all over him! Vincent has deep conversations with it about personal problems or anything that he doesn't want to burden you with. He feels like the hedgehog is his new safe space and he treasures it alongside you.
Lester
Thinks it's great company! Every time he goes out driving, the little ball is either curled in his lap or sitting on the dashboard and watching the trees go by. He practically starts treating it like it's his own child. Thing's like 'Honey, did you feed it today yet?' or 'Has it had a bath this week?' is common conversation for both of you. It was your pet but now it's your little spiky child.
omg,,,theyre gonna kiss,,,
the lil shit goin bonkers in the attic huh
lenzshire brain rot :))
You gonna take his hand?
It probably stinks
hes been getting some pointers on cooking recently :))