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How Ramonda Got Her Groove Back [2]

Part 1  The Children's’ Face Claims

Warnings: Mentions of smut, humor, 3k+ words, and foolishness.  This chapter starts off before the crew finds Ramonda smashing on the floor but back in Wakanda with the men. 

(Finally looked up Challa’s office and oh boy,the plethora of sex scenes that ran through my head…lol)

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For all of those lovely blurbs where the reader is an actress...Is it bad if I feel like, if the Kardashians tried to start some real beef Black Twitter would shut it down so fast before T’Challa or anyone else caught wind of it? Like they’d for sure find out, just after Black Twitter already destroyed the Kardashians for tryin to come for our royal family.

So Kim is fed up with how much publicity you get without even trying and 99.9% of it is positive. She finds herself look through your Instagram-admiring and envying how beautiful ALL of your pictures were.

The ones with T’Challa were subtle and gracious and hearts and crowns flooded the comment sections. Even your bare faced selfies were drop dead gorgeous.

Let’s face it, you were the black woman she’s always tried to be. You had naturally full lips, your body was naturally curvy, and you actually had worked your way to your success and that lead you to marry A KING. Everything on you was natural except the occasional weave you rocked but damn even that shit looked real.

Your melanin was always poppin and even when you posted you in a bonnet as a joke people still were drooling over you. She had every right to be mad, you were that bitch.

She went to your twitter and saw how funny you were. You had a constant hashtag that always seemed to be trending, #QueenY/N. She began watching all of your interviews and clips of your movies and Broadway shows. You were truly talented and beautiful. She began to reminisce on the day she invited you and T’Challa to dinner and how upty you to acted. How closed you two were. Then when you and Beyoncé posted pics of your daughters having a tea party with their dads…Then the cherry on top of this cake was you not inviting North to your daughters party. Latter two you had nothing to do with but hey at this point she just wanted a reason to call you out.

Like the green monster jealously always did, she caught herself going to twitter and @ you. “I’m just over here thinking about shit. You guys want to hear some tea about your beloved @QueenY/N?”

With in seconds people were telling her to hurry up and spill. But Black twitter just sat there posted up like the bestie ready to fight. “Whatever you gotta say keep it to ya fuckin self Kimberly😒”

“Girlllll why you always messing with them people??? They don’t care about you sis!”

“Y/N is probably somewhere getting her pussy ate by the finest man in the world- unbothered. While you selling dollar store perfume and tryna spill tea no one asked for.”

“I’m ready for her to spill this stale tea so I can go in on her desperate ass👊🏽.”

The Shaderoom posted a pic of her tweet and then the responses on their Instagram: #KimK said she has tea on our lovely Queen of Wakanda👀 but people aren’t here for it. Well we are and we’re also here to prepare for the memorial service of Kim because when this is all done shawty is over #QueenY/N #Wakandaforever

Kim ignored the comments bashing her and ignored her Pr team telling her not to go through with it.

It was 8pm when she went live on Insta. The first 20 minutes she was just teasing the audience about the tea she had and when she saw she had nearly the whole world watching she began to run her mouth. “So here’s the problem I have with Y/N, when we first met she was really sweet and nice and everything was cool. But I guess after she got married to T’Challa she started feeling herself. Guys never forget where you come from.”

Social went crazy as she continued to speak, “I invited her and T’Challa to dinner with my family and I. I cooked-“

A comment read: “shit that was the first problem right there.”

“I cooked some to die for soul food and they just sat there like they were about it all. They left earlier than planned like they had to be somewhere but they were just trying to get away from us. Then I see she and Beyoncé posting pictures of their daughters on a play date. Beyoncé and Jay Z never invited North out for a play date and Hov and Ye were so close.”

She blabbered on and on, “I think Y/N is fake and bitchy and she thinks she’s above everything. She’s worse than Beyoncé. The fakery is too much.”

*Cue funeral music* Sis had came for you and Beyoncé- to highly influential black Queens with die hard fans.

She soon had to temporarily delete all of her accounts. The fans petitioned for E! to take down their show and let’s just say it was a shit storm.

She had to go on interviews to apologize and a couple of times she cried. “I’m receiving death threats. Please just stop, I apologized already.”

No one wanted to be seen with her or deal with her. All her sponsors snatched their deals away. It was a mess. When the news had finally got back to you and T’Challa, you two felt bad well he did. “Maybe we should tell the fans to ease off of her.” T’Challa said. “Hell no that bitch opened her mouth to speak on some shit she could’ve easily talked to us about.”

“She’s getting death threats Y/N.”, “I didn’t tell them to do that. Beyoncé didn’t tell them to do that. They have minds of their own.”

He sighed, “Sometimes I wonder what I am going to do with you?”

“Whatever you want.” You winked.

How Ramonda Got Her Groove Back [2]

Part 1  The Children's’ Face Claims

Warnings: Mentions of smut, humor, 3k+ words, and foolishness.  This chapter starts off before the crew finds Ramonda smashing on the floor but back in Wakanda with the men. 

(Finally looked up Challa’s office and oh boy,the plethora of sex scenes that ran through my head…lol)

Keep reading

For all of those lovely blurbs where the reader is an actress...Is it bad if I feel like, if the Kardashians tried to start some real beef Black Twitter would shut it down so fast before T’Challa or anyone else caught wind of it? Like they’d for sure find out, just after Black Twitter already destroyed the Kardashians for tryin to come for our royal family.

So Kim is fed up with how much publicity you get without even trying and 99.9% of it is positive. She finds herself look through your Instagram-admiring and envying how beautiful ALL of your pictures were.

The ones with T’Challa were subtle and gracious and hearts and crowns flooded the comment sections. Even your bare faced selfies were drop dead gorgeous.

Let’s face it, you were the black woman she’s always tried to be. You had naturally full lips, your body was naturally curvy, and you actually had worked your way to your success and that lead you to marry A KING. Everything on you was natural except the occasional weave you rocked but damn even that shit looked real.

Your melanin was always poppin and even when you posted you in a bonnet as a joke people still were drooling over you. She had every right to be mad, you were that bitch.

She went to your twitter and saw how funny you were. You had a constant hashtag that always seemed to be trending, #QueenY/N. She began watching all of your interviews and clips of your movies and Broadway shows. You were truly talented and beautiful. She began to reminisce on the day she invited you and T’Challa to dinner and how upty you to acted. How closed you two were. Then when you and Beyoncé posted pics of your daughters having a tea party with their dads…Then the cherry on top of this cake was you not inviting North to your daughters party. Latter two you had nothing to do with but hey at this point she just wanted a reason to call you out.

Like the green monster jealously always did, she caught herself going to twitter and @ you. “I’m just over here thinking about shit. You guys want to hear some tea about your beloved @QueenY/N?”

With in seconds people were telling her to hurry up and spill. But Black twitter just sat there posted up like the bestie ready to fight. “Whatever you gotta say keep it to ya fuckin self Kimberly😒”

“Girlllll why you always messing with them people??? They don’t care about you sis!”

“Y/N is probably somewhere getting her pussy ate by the finest man in the world- unbothered. While you selling dollar store perfume and tryna spill tea no one asked for.”

“I’m ready for her to spill this stale tea so I can go in on her desperate ass👊🏽.”

The Shaderoom posted a pic of her tweet and then the responses on their Instagram: #KimK said she has tea on our lovely Queen of Wakanda👀 but people aren’t here for it. Well we are and we’re also here to prepare for the memorial service of Kim because when this is all done shawty is over #QueenY/N #Wakandaforever

Kim ignored the comments bashing her and ignored her Pr team telling her not to go through with it.

It was 8pm when she went live on Insta. The first 20 minutes she was just teasing the audience about the tea she had and when she saw she had nearly the whole world watching she began to run her mouth. “So here’s the problem I have with Y/N, when we first met she was really sweet and nice and everything was cool. But I guess after she got married to T’Challa she started feeling herself. Guys never forget where you come from.”

Social went crazy as she continued to speak, “I invited her and T’Challa to dinner with my family and I. I cooked-“

A comment read: “shit that was the first problem right there.”

“I cooked some to die for soul food and they just sat there like they were about it all. They left earlier than planned like they had to be somewhere but they were just trying to get away from us. Then I see she and Beyoncé posting pictures of their daughters on a play date. Beyoncé and Jay Z never invited North out for a play date and Hov and Ye were so close.”

She blabbered on and on, “I think Y/N is fake and bitchy and she thinks she’s above everything. She’s worse than Beyoncé. The fakery is too much.”

*Cue funeral music* Sis had came for you and Beyoncé- to highly influential black Queens with die hard fans.

She soon had to temporarily delete all of her accounts. The fans petitioned for E! to take down their show and let’s just say it was a shit storm.

She had to go on interviews to apologize and a couple of times she cried. “I’m receiving death threats. Please just stop, I apologized already.”

No one wanted to be seen with her or deal with her. All her sponsors snatched their deals away. It was a mess. When the news had finally got back to you and T’Challa, you two felt bad well he did. “Maybe we should tell the fans to ease off of her.” T’Challa said. “Hell no that bitch opened her mouth to speak on some shit she could’ve easily talked to us about.”

“She’s getting death threats Y/N.”, “I didn’t tell them to do that. Beyoncé didn’t tell them to do that. They have minds of their own.”

He sighed, “Sometimes I wonder what I am going to do with you?”

“Whatever you want.” You winked.