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This morning I went outside for a walk in the park for the first time in probably two or three months. I had a sandwich in my hand cuz I wanted to have it in the park as a sorta picnic for one, ig. You know what happens-? Before I even get to the good place in the shade, I fumble real bad and drop my food. I look down and thing- 'Aw man, my sandwich...' -looks up- 'Why does everything bad happen to m-' -A PIGEON FUCKING SHITS ON MY FACE- I wear glasses, okay-? And SOMEHOW, I HAPPENED TO BE AT THE EXACT ANGLE WHERE THE PIGEON POO WENT STRAIGHT TO MY EYES, MAKING NO CONTACT WITH MY GLASSES

Good morning to you too, world.