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Sobbing. I TOLD SHADOW MY FRIEND LIKED HIM (Yes, i asked that)

Shadow, my friend thinks you're hot. She said ur a smash

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While I am handsome and much better looking than that blue treadmill..

HEY!

I assume this "friend" of yours is human. In which case, I have existed for more than 50 years.

No.