BROKE MACHO SENDING ME - Tumblr Posts

fav thing to do on God's green Earth is make fun of Punch Out!! Wii characters . Don Flamenco is ashy as fuck and needs to bang rocks against his elbows and knees that r the texture of alligator skin . Macho had to rob the costume section of the nearest Fiesta Country or whatever for a 70 cent pair of plastic neon green sunglasses that he painted gold with acrylic Apple Barrel paint . a day doesn't pass where Aran Ryan doesn't run 50 miles across the highway in watercolor socks and canvas shoes in order to reach the WVBA foyer in time before his match . the mustache above Bald Bull's lip still reeks of the cement caked in there from his deathly intake of it during his 0.3 second long lunch break during his Bell Tire shift .