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so, say, the boys aren’t celebrities, but they’re still stinking wealthy. how would you rank them based on most likely to make SUCH a good sugar daddy, and why? also, HOW would they operate as a sugar daddy 😛
okay, anon! as requested, your bangtan sugar daddy rankings as imagined by me 🤣
hoseok
hoseok is essssspensive. that’s his jam. and as much as he loves to treat himself to expensive things, he would love to treat you even more. errthing designer. clothes, bags, shoes, jewelry. the most high-priced and nonsensical purchases on earth. louis vuitton skateboards. balenciaga band-aids. one of those chanel boomerangs that is absolutely 100 percent a real thing go ahead google it i’ll wait.
daddy rating: 10/10
seokjin
seokjin has very clear-cut ideas about what he likes and the same principles would apply to you. he’d be generous, certainly, but very particular in the kind of clothing and baubles he would buy for you. all high-dollar, but more importantly, all high-quality. gifts and jewelry would be heirloom caliber.
daddy rating: 9/10
namjoon
namjoon would skip the traditional cash-and-gifts route and spend all his money on shared experiences. vacations, trips, swimming with sharks or climbing everest or cave diving and shit. every now and again he’d gift you with a priceless piece made by one of his favorite artists.
daddy rating: 7/10
jimin
jimin would make for a fantastic sugar daddy because his taste is unrivaled. he would instinctively know which perfumes and what kind of lingerie suit you best because he’s armed with an intuition that would probably be annoying if it wasn’t so damned handy. expect to be showered in flowers, too. he loves anything flirty and feminine and would spare no expense to give you the best of the best.
daddy rating: 6/10
taehyung
classic. taehyung’s approach to seducing you would be ripped right from another era. vintage lingerie, pin-up vibes. what he can’t see is just as sexy as what he can see. tae is a man with an appreciation for style and that would be absolutely apparent in the gifts and clothing he would shower you with.
daddy rating: 5/10
jungkook
hope you like banana kick. jungkook’s idea of showering you with gifts is letting you borrow any one of his ten thousand oversized hoodies. would absolutely spring to make sure you have the latest in tech, amazing sneakers, killer boots. beyond that, you’d better be the kind of girl who gets geeked about the new PS5 because that’s what you’re getting.
daddy rating: 2/10
yoongi
buy you?? gifts?? give you?? cash??
to be with him??
literally does not compute to min yoongi. the entire idea is preposterous. high probability of laughing out loud at you for suggesting it, higher probability of him telling you to go buy him something nice.
daddy rating: 0/10