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atsumu would run towards wherever the spider is with a rolled up newspaper, smacking in the vague position of the creature. he'd shriek while he does so, only stopping when he can't see the spider anymore... and then he notices the spider hopped on the roll of newspaper. he'd immediately drop the newspaper and spray that thing with the bidet. neither of you are sure if the spider's dead but at least his screams distracted you from it.

kuroo comes to you for help, sees the spiders in the corner and nopes out of the room. he yells at you that he's moving to Poland, and you scold him, but he was actually fetching the insect spray. he doesn't know how effective it is so he just douses the entire area with it. your apartment smells like bug spray for a week </3

sakusa scoffs at you first, bending down to inspect the spiders carefully. he snaps a picture or two to identify the species later, lures the spiders onto a piece of tissue and gently balls it up before carefully disposing of it in the garbage bin outside of your apartment. despite hating germs, he can't help but be drawn to arachnids and certain reptiles.

I can’t stop shaking because I just encountered 5 fucking spiders all at once so for the love of God someone please come tell me which of the Haikyuu men would come in clutch for killing spiders for you.