But At Least He Had More Of A Brain Than Arthur Sometimes - Tumblr Posts

I am 100% convinced of the head canon that Uther assumed merlin and arthur were fucking (even if he didn't realise they were in love)

My evidence?

Utherspeak Translation: Are you sleeping together?

'I'm doing my job'

Utherspeak Translation: Don't lie to me, you are sleeping together.

*sigh* yes we're sleeping together

Utherspeak Translation: Knew it bitch! Well... at least he won't father any bastards this way. :I