But He Is As Horrible As I Am - Tumblr Posts

You can make vexing remarks about my figure but I'm not the one with a mask fused to my head, friend.

“No need for the short temper, Cobblepot. I’m not ashamed of the way I look.” Roman retorted and would have done so with a shit-eating grin had he still possessed the means to do so. Rubbing Oswald the wrong way probably wasn’t the best decision he’d ever made but how could he resist when the older man made it so easy? Besides, he’d always wondered if it was true about Penguin having a Napoleon complex and his casual admittance of finding Roman’s choice of words ‘vexing’ only served to heighten his suspicions. In hindsight, perhaps heighten was a poor choice of words considering present company and all. “And here I thought you had a sense of humour! Nothing wrong with a little ribbing between friends because really, and if you want a mask so badly then all you had to do was ask. I’d be glad to help you out in that case.”