(but I Want To Throw Him Delicately Because He Is Like Porcelain And I Dont Want To Break Him) - Tumblr Posts

I think he would actually scam the phishers so that’s why I checked that one off I thought it’d be funny brad bakshi mythic quest danny pudi MQ he’s such a silly little guy my baby boy I want to consume him like a void consumes light i love him so much he’s so dear to me my little blorbo man HE’S SO SILLY I want to kick him in the shins and give him a hug I’m going to put him in the microwave just to see him spin around like a cup of instant ramen actively throwing him in the washing machine and putting it on a full cycle so I can watch him clatter about like he’s in a hamster wheel (but I want to throw him delicately because he is like porcelain and I don’t want to break him) hes so perfect and so emotionally damaged i love him so dearly my little guy!!!! so many tags wall of tags im sorry i deeply apologize he's so innocent what crimes? what fraud? what murder? he can do no wrong