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benevolent-nightowl

3 years ago

Monsterfucker makes it sound like I only want them for their body...no...I am a monster romancer. I want to take them out on a date, have some delightful and witty conversation over wine. Dance together under the moonlight to an orchestra of crickets. I want to learn about every little thing that makes them who they are. And then I fuck them.

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the fucking is important but not the whole business monster romance monster romancer monsterfucker monster x human shitpost writing in ashton kutcher's voice: and then we'll have sex! that's such an obscure reference it's from the movie just married yes yes ♡ reblog ♡

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