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Leia: okay, now that the Empire is on stable footing I believe that it’s time to do something about the Hutts.

Vader, who’s been waiting for years for this moment, runs off and reappears with wheeled chalkboards, charts, entire portfolios etc, in thirty minutes: we must take swift and decisive action! The Hutts and their criminal empire have been a stain on the galaxy too long! We need to leave no survivors!

Leia, taken completely aback by the presentation material: shouldn’t we try negotiating with them first before we attack?

Vader: the Hutts are scum and delight in the torture of others. They feed those that disappoint or annoy them to wild animals that they hold captive and watch; Jabba the Hutt is known to feed people to a Snarlacc where they slowly digested over the course of a thousand years.

Leia, taken aback by Vader’s fury: surely not all of them are that bad.

Vader: they own and sell slaves on top of running Spice Smuggling Operations and commit countless of crimes.

Leia, not wanting an argue, looks over everything that Vader brought to the meeting: how long have you planned this attack?

Vader: since the formation of the Empire; your predecessor was content to keep the Hutts around as they had their uses.

Leia, tired but not at all surprised: of course he did

A round in the garden makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time. This disaster of a man is doing mental gymnastics and its so sad and horrific what palpatine put him through to wave his metaphorical I'm more great lightsaber. Like here Leia is showing basic kindness and he's going. Wait. Is the allowed? Imagine Leia is like. Okay we need to deal with the Hutt somehow. And it's internal screaming in all ends. Oh this is good. I love sunday morning dramas.

HDHSGTHE thank you!!! and yeah it's just a calamity all around.