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Constructive Criticism for the Black Water Arc

Now, I am still shocked and angry but something has been bugging me. The plan might've been hundreds of years in the making but If Black Water actually put his whole He Xussy into this he wouldn't have used those shit tier skeleton fish. They look like what you'd find if you kicked over a cartoon trash can, along with a banana peel and a liquor bottle. Some more creative suggestions:

A) Orcas. Scary alive, even worse when dead. Bite force over 4 times that of a white shark's.

B) Dunkleosteus. Late Devonian fish that sans flesh looks like an underwater tank with massive saw blades embedded in it's mouth. Horrifying.

C) Megalodon. Would look no less stupid than the trout remains Mr. He has going on but I just imagine huge shark jaws flapping about trying to attack like a dumb flock of toothy butterflies. It's an aesthetic.

If you're going to ruin the It Girl's life at least put some thought into the minions. Because what are you serving? Cold, bloody revenge? Or yesterday's leftovers? Thank you for coming to my TED-talk.