But Will Looks Very Cute With It And Nico Just Couldnt He Just Couldnt Make Himself Do It - Tumblr Posts

Solangelo/Will Solace head canon (with a weapon that could bring destructions to mortals)

will is very OP with a kazoo.

thats it. thats—thats the headcanon.

i am so sorry. just, imagine will, having that heroic stance, bow on his back and military medical bag on his other side, accompany with the quiver. dead serious with glare that could make a person tighten their guard. sky blue eyes so determined they could shoot lasers. brows furrow, focuses, showed how much of a veteran war medic he is and thats, a whole lot.

and he—he just—he just quips out a small, bright green and yellow kazoo, closes his eyes, holds the kazoo in his mouth, then, when he begins to blow it. literALLY SCREAMS—

demigods start going ape shit and yell out their battle cries. monsters loosing their marbles, running. some even kick the bucket and self destructs. everyone loosing their shits, huffs out their last breath and goodbyes. explosions everywhere destroying humanity's hopes and dreams. crying. even MORE CRYING—FOR GODS SAKE WHO TF SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONG WHY ARE YOU SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONG STOP IT I AM NOT DYING WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SONG STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD—WE ARE ALL GOING TO TARTARUS—

Nico slaps the kazoo out of Will's mouth and immediately the sky clears demigods hugging each other monsters turn into ashes explosions somehow stop mid blow and the collapsed building literally catches itself and went back to normal whoever singing taylor swift songs–stoPPED, there's even rainbow in the sky and tacos falls down from it, including cakes goes splashed—died on some unlucky Aphrodiate cabin demigods and they too, are dying, throwing up.

Nico then looks at Will with pure disappointment in his eyes, crossed his arms, radiated that u are so not gonna be the big spoon tonight. And Will in his sad puppy arc, pouts, sulky, saying things like "im so sorry babe, i just wanna play your fav song so that u have motivation to kill monsters 😞👉👈 i didnt mean to be so passionate abt it..."

p.s : i am sleep deprived when i wrote this im so sorry now u cant unsee will with a neon kazoo.