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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw an ape thing eat off some suicidal guys face because he didn’t have a can opener

my buddy ted pacing: but i knew, god how i knew. those bastards and that dirty BITCH ellen