Caffeine Is Literally The ONLY Thing He Cant Physically Eat - Tumblr Posts
10 months ago
can you give wtttblr a list of all the items that are supposed to be non edible that Adam has eaten
- Rocks
- Mud
- Outer Tree Bark
- Coins
- Dirt
- Chalk
- Various Mushrooms (that were probably poisonous but his kids put them in their mudpie so he’ll eat it)
- A bar of soap
- Bones (animal and human)
- Silica Gel Packets
- Various crystals
- Candles
- Glass shards
Basically: if one of his kids hands it to him and tells him ‘I brought you a snack! :)’, he’ll eat it without hesitation.
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Adam is not a masochist
but he also just doesn’t really care
because it doesn’t hurt him like it would a human
on account of not having any organs
whatever he eats goes into the aether— EXCEPT CAFFEINE AND NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHY???
caffeine is literally the ONLY thing he can’t physically eat
it just doesn’t work
IDK MAN