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How do you think Otis would react to having a s/o who's a necrophiliac?

•Have? Have you seen this man? His sexuality is basically fucking corpses. Yeah he’s cool with it. Otis even loves it

•Otis is going to ask you to fuck one of the many corpses in his room and film it for, uh personal uses

•He’s going to have you fuck corpses with him now. Fucking a corpse is great, but now with his s/o? Even better

•Otis will pick out the prettiest/handsome corpse he can for you, like a present of sorts. You’ll have fun with that later

•Your relationship doesn’t change, but it does grow stronger. Having more things in common and now having more things to do with one another

•Otis finds you even more attractive now. I mean, you’re already pretty, dating what he thinks is a great looking guy, and now he knows you fuck corpses too? I mean where do you find a girl, or guy, like that?! You’re never getting rid of him now

C'mon, get on, get on, get on, the broken bones and microphones

BABY FIREFLY & MAMA FIREFLY in THE HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES dir. rob zombie