Certified Skeleton Post - Tumblr Posts
FUCK YOU.
HA🫵 BONES
Imagine BONES, GAH
BONE HAVER, SILLY LITTLE BONE HAVER
HAHAHAHA
HA
SHUT THE FUCK UP MEATSACK
SPOOKY MONTH BITCHES!!!!
NYEHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
GET READY FOR THE 50% SPEED BOOST MY FRIENDS
stop liking my shitposts aaaa
(noticed you were liking a BUNCH of their posts lmfao)
NEVER.
SHITPOSTS ARE FUNNY AND IT FUELS THE BOMB IN MY RIBS.
(I do not actually own any bombs, for any government agents listening)
FACINATING, IM GONNA ADD THIS TO MY ARSENAL TO HARRASS THE MORTALS WITH.
'Tis the season of Halloween skeletons. This is the most interesting one to date.
NO NO NO MY BONES.
IVE BEEN STOCKPILING THOSE FOR AN AGE.
I WILL ENACT A TITHE UPON THEE.
50 BONES PER GNOME.
COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
Hello UK
IM GONNA FUCKING CURSE YOU.
GIVE ME YOUR BONES.
*steals your jaw and leads u to a very pink pillow room*
GIEH AH UCKIN JAW ACK
What is your favorite bone and why?
Least favorite?
NO BONES ARE BAD, BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL BE RESHAPED BY MY MAGIC.
NOT TECHNICALLY A BONE BUT ITS CLOSE ENOUGH, ANYTHING CARTILAGE.
ITS ALMOST USELESS
THERES ONLY ROOM FOR 1 PURIST LIFEFORM AND THATS ME.
I WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR MOON CRUSADE.
OUR SOUL MAGIC CAN LIKELY BRING THEM DOWN TO MORTAL LEVELS.
:3
--@the-principality-of-sealand
*sigh*
just get it over with
OH WELL, FREE BONES!!!
FUCK YOU CORPORATION.
*fires another urn from afar at your hq*
*the Cosmicore sign falls off to reveal that you are attacking a hospital*
YOURE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASILY.
GIVE ME YOUR BONES
HAPPY FRIDAY THIRTEENTH, FLESHY FUCKERS
*bats them away with the shovel*
DONT MAKE ME SEND THE STALKERS AFTER YOU!
WAIT THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
DONT MAKE ME SEND MY LITTLE HUNTER GUYS AFTER YOU!
HAPPY FRIDAY THIRTEENTH, FLESHY FUCKERS
MY NEWEST UNIT FOR THE WAR EFFORT:
6000FOOT TALL SKELETON!!!
![[image ID: an illustration of a skeleton from a low angle near the pelvis looking up. Many different species of butterflies flutter inside and around the skeleton, including a Monarch drying its wings after emerging from a cocoon inside the rib cage. End ID.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c423dd44ff3a0cbd593f4313ea972e2b/a695d765016ccac2-b9/s540x810/e36e261dce987966a40fae07816d6ed67e1c02af.jpg)
some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth
HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.
IVE BEEN PROMISED COPIOUS BONES TO FIGHT YOU!
*40 urns fly at you from afar*
RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.
OR ELSE.
- @real-british-empire
Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*
OUR GOD IS STRONGER.
THEY SURVIVED THE DEATH OF ALL.
THEY HAVE MASTERED THE MANIPULATION OF THE SOUL.
THEY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERY SPELL.
THEY ARE A TORRENT OF MAGIC AND ANTI MAGIC
THEY ARE THE LICH KING.
HE
IS
NAGASH!
SUPREME GOD OF THE DEAD.
MASTER OF DEATH ITSELF.
HIS VERY TOUCH CAUSES THE LIVING TO TURN TO DUST IN A MOMENT.
RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.
OR ELSE.
- @real-british-empire
Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
*throws orb made from brass at you, instantly teleporting you to Saturn*
RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.
OR ELSE.
- @real-british-empire
Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*
I cast octogoose-ification upon thee.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SPELL.
ANYWAYS, DISPELLED.
*throws 40 fake skeletons on the ground*
*exitedly runs over*
SO MANY BONES!!!
*closely inspects them*
WAIT A MINUTE, THESE ARE FAKE!
*visible disappointment *