Chalice - Tumblr Posts
Mugman: Are you trying to use your charm against me?
Chalice: Yup!
Mugman: Well, it worked. Which store did you need me to rob again?
Mugman: How long will we let him do this?
Chalice: Give him another minute.
Cuphead, pushing on a door that clearly says “pull”:
Devil: Give me one reason not to punch you in the face.
King Dice: I’m way too underdressed.
Cuphead: My teeth aren’t ready for harvesting yet.
Mugman: Right before you punch me, I’ll put a bucket in front of my face, so you punch the empty bucket and look stupid.
Henchman: My mom specifically told me to have a good day.
Ms. Chalice: If your punching me, who’s flying the plane?!
Elder Kettle, teaching Cuphead how to drive: So, Mugman and Chalice are standing in the middle of the road, and you are speeding towards them. What do you hit?
Cuphead: Chalice, obviously. Why would I wanna hit Mugsy?
Elder Kettle: *sigh* The brakes, Cuphead.
Mugman: Do you cook?
Chalice: I made a cake once.
Chalice: Yeah, it was good.
Mugman: Really?
Chalice: Don’t make me lie twice, Mugsy.
Cuphead: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Chalice: Okay-
Mugman: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Chalice, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
Chalice: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cuphead?
Cuphead: No.
Mugman: I do!
Chalice: I know, Mugsy.
Mugman: I’m sad.
Chalice: I know, Mugsy.
Chalice: “New year, new me” is a fun thing to say while committing identity theft.
Mugman: Chalice, no-
Cuphead: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Devil: …Bees?
Cuphead: HE HAS ORDERED THE BEES!
Devil: wait-
Chalice, shaking a jar of bees:
Devil: wait-
Chalice, unscrewing the lid:
Devil: WAIT-
Mugman, to Cuphead: This is my brother, Cuphead,
Mugman, to Chalice: And this is my adopted sister, Chalice!
Mugman: Now, I only need one sibling, so you two can fight it out.
Cuphead: Wait, you’re kidding, right Mugsy?
Chalice, armed to the teeth: No, he’s not.
Chalice: I have neither the time, nor the crayons to deal with you.
Devil, tearing up: WhaT ThE FUcK
King Dice/Chalice, to Devil/Mugman: It’s fine. You’re not broken, just a little silly. A little goofy even. Want soup?
Chalice, to Mugsy: That’s great, have you been diagnosed with autism yet?
King Dice, being tasked with taking care of there Cuptrio: I can’t do this! I’m not good with children! I’m not a people person, I’m barely a person!
Chalice: I’ve been in jail for so long now.
Chalice: The days turn into weeks, the weeks into months…
Chalice: Have I been in here for a year now? It’s all too much…
Mugman: Chalice, we’re playing Monopoly.
Chalice: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
