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I loved these, they are really funny. And yes I also do think they would roast the shit out of eachother if given the chance to and yes they probably do share a braincell.But these where amazing!
UT SONA AU INC. QUOTES
Royal Siblings (Neptune, Chace, pre-death) edition
@neptunestoast
Chace: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Neptune: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Chace: No.
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Chace, to Neptune: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Chace: *throws a brick through the window*
Chace: Okay, let’s go.
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Neptune: My back hurts.
Chace, walking into the room: Take the spine out.
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Neptune: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Chace.
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Neptune: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Chace: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Chace: I just drank a lego piece.
Neptune: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Chace: Yes.
Neptune: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!
Chace: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
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Neptune: Are you mad?
Chace: No.
Neptune: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Neptune: What happened to your nose?
Chace: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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Chace: *is throwing stones at Neptune's window*
Neptune: You have a phone for a reason, Chace!
*THUD*
Neptune: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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Neptune: Can I go to the pool?
Chace: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Neptune: No, can I go by myself?
Chace: You don’t want to go with me?
Neptune: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Chace: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Neptune: So, what's for dinner?
Chace, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
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Neptune: Mint is just cold spicy.
Chace: ...What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Chace: How did you break your leg?
Neptune: Do you see those porch stairs?
Chace: Yes.
Neptune: I didn't.
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Chace: And what do I get out of this?
Neptune: I will give you a dollar.
Chace: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Neptune: How bout two dollars?
Chace: You got yourself a deal.
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Neptune, texting Chace: Any plans for tonight?
Chace: No.
Neptune: Loser.
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Neptune: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Chace: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Neptune They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Chace: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Neptune: Just be careful, Chace!
Chace: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Neptune!
Chace: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Chace: How would you rate your pain?
Neptune: 0/10. Would not recommend.
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Neptune: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Chace: Heck.
Neptune: You're on thin fucking ice.
Neptune: Oh no-
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Neptune: I am a ninja.
Chace: No, you’re not.
Neptune: Did you see me do that?
Chace: Do what?
Neptune: Exactly.
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Chace: Hey Neptune, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Chace: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Neptune: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Neptune: The fucking satisfaction.
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Neptune: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Chace: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Neptune: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Chace: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.
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Neptune: Start talking!
Chace: Well, I-
Neptune: Shut up!
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Neptune: Chace, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Chace: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Neptune: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Chace's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Neptune: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Chace: ...What???
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And we're done :]
Also, I like to think the siblings like to roast tf out of each other-
🧡: i dont know much about you, but you seem cool
💚: one million dollars. for you.
🩵: you are amazing and i love you /p
Awwww, I may not know a lot about you either, but I still think you are an amazing person and an amazing artist. I hope you get a million dollars, too :]
*kicks door down*
WANNA SEE ME EAT POISONOUS FLOWERS?
(/ref, not directly but still)
HELL YEAH!!!! I WANT SOME TOO!!!! Hehehehhehe :]
(Also how the fuck did you get in here, there's no door. I'm in the vents bro????)
Ppfffttt, I would make that pun ngl. But I love these, they so silly :]
AIGHT INSPIRED BY @pink-pkmn-trainer and @unfunnyaceartist also @yunfox00
MAKING INCORRECT QUOTES ON PERCHANCE WHO WANTS TO JOIN-