Christmas Sentence Starters - Tumblr Posts
christmas sentence starters
just a few cute sentence starters because... ‘tis the season? or something like that? please reblog if you use! i love christmas stories!
1. “That’s not holly... that’s mistletoe...”
2. “Is it just me or does Santa look extra hot this year?”
3. “When Brenda Lee said rock around the christmas tree she didn’t mean literally. Please go put them back outside, they’re not cute.”
“I think it’s rustic.”
4. “(Name)! Why is our bathtub filled with snow?!”
5. “You didn’t have to get me anything. No seriously, I’m Jewish...”
6. “Fine! I’ll put up the lights all by mySELF.”
7. “Please come with me? ‘‘Tis the season!”
8. “Okay this was fun at first but now i’m cold and covered in pine needles, pick one and let’s go.”
9. “Wait, I thought we were going to my parents house this year?”
10. “YOU SPIKED THE EGG NOG???”
11. “Should we make christmas cookies or build a ginger bread house?”
12. “You woke me up at four in the morning to open christmas gifts like a child. At least let me make a cup of coffee first. We don’t even have kids!”
13. “If you’ve seen one Hallmark movie, you’ve seen them all.”
14. “Your nose is so red! Like Blitzen.”
“Wrong reindeer.”
13. “Iron Man 3! My favorite Christmas movie!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME. IRON MAN 3 IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.”
14. “She wanted a puppy, not a litter.”
15. “Guys! Wrapping paper rolls are NOT lightsabers!”
16. “Do you wanna build a—“
“I swear to god if I hear you sing Frozen ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.”
17. “Those aren’t poinsettias. They’re red chrysanthemums. And they mean death.”
18. “Where I grew up, we didn’t have snow at Christmas time.”
19. “You FELL through the FROZEN LAKE? ARE YOU CRAZY?”
20. “Is that... tape? On your gingerbread house?”
21. “Oh... Did I not tell you? The dog likes to eat cardboard. And also wrapping paper. It’s her way of getting in the Christmas spirit.”
22. “Can you come with me to get the ornaments out of the basement? I don’t want to go alone, it’s scary down there!”
23. “Your gingerbread house looks more like a... gingerbread pile.”
24. “The Christmas party is tonight? But I don’t even have an ugly sweater!”
25. “It’s Christmas Day! The only place open is the emergency room. And 7-eleven. We are staying IN.”