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I’d only be able to keep a job on the Enterprise because I’m too scared to tell people things like: that’s a bad idea, you’re an idiot, why the hell would you do that?, etc. but trust me, I’d be thinking those things the whole time. I’d probably be fired eventually though because I was found sleeping on duty. I’d probably be the clumsiest engineering cadet. I took a personality quiz once, my result was “expendable redshirt”

As far as I've known myself, if I were a starfleet cadet or acting officer, I'd be kicked out of the starship within a week for severe and frequent disagreements with the captain and other senior officers. I wonder what my profession would be in the Star Trek Multiverse. Probably a chaotic freelancing artist, with a lego collection of every planet that's been successfully charted, without actually being on one except my homeplanet. Lol that's me.