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sunflowergardens-world

4 weeks ago

Fitted sheet

Just remembered the time my freshman year of college where I went to show my roommate how cleanly I had folded a fitted sheet (it was literally the best fold I've ever done. Completely even, perfectly square, no excess in any part of the fold) and she goes, "Everyone knows how to fold a fitted sheet" in a tone of utter contempt. I was too shocked to give her any kind of scathing comeback, for two reasons. One, folding a fitted sheet is (to the best of my understanding) most definitely NOT something that everyone knows how to do??? And even if it were, that wasn't the point!! The point was that I had folded a fitted sheet to where it looked like a top sheet, and I thought (and still do think) that's pretty cool!

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venzars-the-virtuoso

5 months ago

me filling out my roommate profile: i do not perceive my gender. i am unperceivable. imperceptible. (didn't want to say i was nonbinary or gnc)

some other kid: oh okay :) [proceeds to request me to be their roommate]

me: 😨❓❓🎉⁉️⁉️

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