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So I just watched High School Musical for the first time in English.

And I tought I’d take some note. Some turned out to be quiet a lot.

So enjoy my commentary to High School Musical 2:

By the way the fat parts are the songs, as a guide.

It’s the last day of school why is everything so clean? It should look horrible and like the janitor and the cleaning company are going to cry tomorrow.

Mrs Darbus honestly publicly humiliated one of her students. Why is that allowed?

Ryan is looking so much out of the window he doesn’t even notice Jason asking his question or counting with the rest. Also Martha looks like she’s going to throw up.

Troy is so scared of summer. Are they doing that every year?

The school is out but we’re singing instead of going home song.

Did Chad just kiss Mrs Darbus?

Jason asked. Jason fell asleep during the answer.

Taylors bag is very Taylor.

Sharpay is a bitch to so many people – why do they all want her to sign their yearbook and not throw it on her head?

Pretty sure Chad only majored in vacation, considering all he brings to school is his basketball.

Totally normal that Sharpay and Ryan get stalked and chased by other students.

Did I mention the fact that the students are singing and dancing instead of going home?

It really creepy that they are all paired of as love couples and then there’s Sharpay and Ryan together.

How much money do you need to be allowed to paint you locker pink. I mean get it painted pink.

Sharpay is so freaked out from Gabriella doing her hands thing.

Kelsi isn’t that much smaller than the rest.

The picture of Troy and her in Garbiella’s locker.

Everybody looks like they got engaged because of the necklace. Also I’d burst out laughing if someone gave me a necklace with their first letter on it.

You have to admire that kid. He gets straight to the point. Also he didn’t get Sharpay to sign it earlier.

Chad is cockblocking Troy for no reason right before the kiss. And Troy definitely had time to still kiss Gabriella.  It’s like Chad know Troy is not into her and makes up an excuse so Troy doesn’t have to kiss her.

Kelsi just closed Gabriellas locker. Also: do kids in America not clean out their lockers of summer holidays. Do they get the same locker throughout their schooltime?

Or hiding! Like Kelsi should. Right now.

Poor Ryan. He doesn’t know what to say. Really doesn’t. Maybe his brain is sort of in the state where he thinks of Gabriella and Sharpay but he’s not sure which answer his sister wants for her argument so he’s trying to see her face in the mirror. And then he makes a wild guess. And he’s right.

Troy. Sharpay. Sharpay. Troy. Sharpay. Sharpay loves herself the most. By far. So far that Ryan has to snap her out of it.

And it’s nice that Ryan tries to get her back to ground by reminding her of Troy’s feelings.

Ryan is so over Sharpay’s shit. He has to calm himself.

So they were singing so long because the school bus comes so late.

Considering how big the Boltons house is I am surprised they have so many college money problems.

None of the guys who came back from basketball are sweating.

There is a paprika in their fruit basket.

If Sharpay wouldn’t have wanted to get Troy to Lava springs he would have never gotten that job. You say thank you not hey is there another job for my girlfriend? AND THE WHOLE REST OF THE SCHOOL.

Zeke just took one bite of a baby carrot and one out of an apple.

Now they look sweaty.

Now not anymore.

Troy’s mom is awesome.

Sharpay’s car. Nothing said.

She put her dog into a little cloth bag and didn’t even secure him or anything.

Why exactly is Sharpay signing the cards? And why does she do this so often, that Fulton and Ryan are in a routine of handing her things?

Where to put the trophy that has definitely a lot of space if we just move the others a little bit closer together?

Ryan looks like he is holding the award, he got every year for the first time. Which he probably is. And that’s just sad.

The old lifeguard did not tell Gabriella anything I am sure. I am also sure the reason he’s smiling so much is because it’s not his job to look after Sharpay anymore.

Why do those girls act like they only see Sharpay in summer? At least one of them was in school a few minutes ago. She also knows about the invasion.

Also the promoted guy is currently still lifeguarding in the spot where Gabriella is later. No wonder he had no time telling her what to do. He probably saw her, told her to sit down and ran as fast as he could.

The Sharpay song. Usually it’s the Ryan and Sharpay song, but this year we’re honest. It’s the Sharpay song.

Why the pool piano? And why isn’t Kelsi playing it. Kelsi you had one job.

Sharpay treats Ryan like her entourage. He isn’t worth more than the girls, he didn’t even get a different towel like Sharpay did.

And why ice tea from England? Isn’t England the country of normal hot tea?

I have no idea what to do with these sunglasses –lifeguard guy.

Ryan is not taking her shit about getting her flip flops. Thank god.

And the girls are not taking it either.

Is that lifeguards job to play along with Sharpays random musical numbers?

How did she get onto the piano without getting anything wet. I bet lifeguard guy had to carry her.

It took like ¾ of the song for Sharpay to finally get some ice.

That’s insulting- what did Ryan show her? I mean usually when people have fold out papers like that it’s nothing kid friendly.

Why is the entrance for employees of an exclusive golf club the one where you walk through the whole pool area?

I love how Ryan first tries to save his sister but as he notices it’s to late jumps away to avoid the water.

And where are Kelsi, Taylor and Martha coming from.

Hire Troy Bolton at whatever it takes. Did Troy call back and was like- hey can you hire like my entire class? And Fulton was like –sure thing?

You should think that Ryan and Fulton would be used to Sharpay’s screaming.

Ryan is so friendly with the yoga guy. So he’s definitely often there.

Ryan’s all like calming down and then when he senses Sharpay’s tense is growing he jumps up.

I love how Sharpay’s mum uses her as a stance for her yoga pose. She is having none of Sharpay’s shit. Not ever. She’s way too used to it. That woman has power.

Why does Ryan pull his hat of for his mom? I mean he is obviously a mommy boy, like Sharpay is daddy’s little girl. So is pulling the hat of like a special just for mom thing? From Ducky to Mom.

They are really just making a handstand out of nothing.

And Ryan told her twice. You can see where he got it from.

You have to feel poor for Fulton. You just have to.

It’s kind of funny that Mr. Fulton acts the same way to Troy like he does to the other at this moment. Like okay, I am pissed at Sharpay, so I’m going to let it out on the boy she likes. Who doesn’t like her back. And he spit on him.

What were those job interviews like? Hey just get all your classmates, well find a random job for everyone. It’s not like this is an exclusive golf club where people invest lots of money to get the good stuff, right?

And still Fulton managed to get everybody a decent job for what they are good at.

Taylor is quiet ungrateful, considering he gave her an extremely important job without her having any knowledge of it whatsoever.

Taylor the smart one: do we have to (do our jobs?).

Martha just said they guy who told her what her job was scares her. Never become an adult Martha or you’ll never leave the house again.

I love the guy with the broom. He is always around.

Next song: We have to work for our money, nobody told us that.

They are complaining about having to do something for their money. Literally.

And why is Zeke in this song. He likes his job.

Strike one: Singing intead of working.

Chad’s holding Martha back from having fun while working. Because he has to call people by their last name.

Jason: having to work for money is not worth it.

Chad’s like I’m in and then he remembers that he doesn’t dance and is like: no.

Why is the normal staff getting along with the song. It’s lunch time. There are a bunch of hungry rich people waiting for their food.

Pretty sure the laundry should not be in the kitchen.

Also: who checks out before getting dressed out of work clothing? That is the loss of time you get payed for.

The future part is too true.

Gabriella brings future up. Gabriella: well let’s not talk about future then.

Reminder: Gabriella’s mom values her job more than her daughter.

Why was Sharpay’s idea to make the people on the hot fairway wet? I mean that makes it only better. Ryan’s face really shows that it was a stupid idea from the start.

Ryan is so concerned. And he’s so not watching them.

Who put the machine where you check in in the middle of the kitchen?

HSM1 I want to sing. HSM 2 I want to work.  Troy you spend one movie wanting to sing and making everyone be okay with it and then you’re like: nah, don’t wanna anymore.

Song: The typical Troy/Gabriella love song that is in every HSM.

Is there even any more piano in the background music?

Either Troy has really weird pants or I can see his underwear. It’s his underwear.

Strike no. 2. Singing instead of working.

Troy about five minutes ago: we can work this out. Troy now: maybe we can work this out. But only if I pull Chad who hates this stuff into it.

Since when is Kelsi in charge of the work shifts. Also: they all work at the same time anyways.

Ryan stealing cucumber slice. Probably because he knows that they dry out your skin and don’t actually hydrate it. What kind of spa is this.

Those accents are awesome. If you are like me and usually watched this is another language (note: Troy’s German voice over is the same as Ruffy’s from One Piece) watch it in English.

That Godzilla joke is so wonderful. For 40 bucks I’d caddy for Godzilla. Close. Very close. I’d prefer Godzilla.

And Zeke is baking cookies for everyone. Or everyone is stealing someone’s Cookies. Even Fulton.

Troy has no idea what enchanté means. For the record: it’s nice to meet you.

How can we show how much money the Evans family has. I know, Daddy Evans comes with a helicopter. It’s not like telling them that the golf club belongs to their family is enough.

Also: helicopters are freaking loud, you wouldn’t understand a word he’s saying.

And he left the door open.

Daddy interacting with his kids is interesting. Daddy’s little princess and you can sense some discomfort with Ryan and him. But he still smiles at him like he smiles at his daughter.

And Ryan puts his cap into the right position again.

And I love how Daddy asks about Chad too.

Love in the family means you still play golf with Mommy, but you take a very big step back, because you know how she plays. Or maybe two.

Troy: Daddy. So much sexual indo in this scene.

Ryan lying around in his gold cart is amazing.

Sharpay can play golf. And she is very precise. She clearly didn’t want to hit the mark, but she did she want to hit Chad?

That whole golf trip is fantastic. Also the fact that Sharpay and Daddy can play, but Mommy and Ryan can’t. But they still have an amazing time and fun together.

Chad and Ryan left behind. And I can’t decide who’s reaction is better.

Chad is looking disapproving at Sharpay after she did the least mean thing she did that day. Hook Troy up with the possibility of college.

What on earth happened afterwards that they look like that? I mean Troy didn’t carry that bad anymore.

Fulton is honestly having Jason serve anyone. Not a good idea.

The intend of that dog collar comment is amazing. And really should be a warning.

Ryan looks so sad.

Troy does the right thing and points out his teammates. And still they are pissed at him later.

Nobody is there anymore it’s dark and they still didn’t have desert?

The of course thing Ryan does with his hands is so great.

Troy is more exhausted after that that dinner than after caddying. And that scream is awesome.

Forgetting things. He clearly didn’t forget. He couldn’t get away. Which was obvious for everyone who served, aka Taylors boyfriend.  And her sister has weird as shit rules.

Folton obviously wants to go home too. He is so done.

I do not know until this day why they would cut out that song. It is genius. Everything about it.

Left him all wet and scaly.  Stroke each tender gill. Double meaning ahoy.

I feel like Sharpay is a south park Hawaiian.

The other girls feel so sad for Ryan. And he is so done with Sharpay’s shit. Why would they leave that scene out? But on good news: he’s not presented as Sharpay’s love interest again.

Troy is so scared it’s hilarious.

The queen demanding his crown back. And his flower necklace. And even Troy knows that Ryan owns that thing.

I honestly think Sharpay is over the fact that Troy won’t date her, but she’s not getting, that she doesn’t at least get him as her partner. I mean if she would stop during romantic stuff and go for siblings or friendship stuff she could do much better with Ryan. And it would be less creepy.

Which shoe designer makes shoes in 9 different colors? A cheap one. Oh my god, Sharpay is wearing cheap shoes.

Gabriella still hasn’t changes cloths. Also she- the lifeguard is not supposed to be in the pool.

There is no way they didn’t see or hear Fulton.  There is no place he could have just stepped out of and his shoes are really loud. Unless he was hiding behind a stack of towels watching teens getting it on until it was his time to interrupt.

Troy’s dad is right. Troy is right. Still they manage to not talk about Sharpay, aka the problem.

Now someone has to clean the window because of Sharpay.

Yeah great idea let the little kids jump beside the water, where it can be wet and slippery so they can fall over and hit their heads. Smart one Taylor.

Everybody is watching that offer and still they are later offended. Makes total sense. They would have done the same thing.

These kids are awesome and definitely have issues. I blame the parents. I mean look at them.  One is throwing balls, one isn’t using any strength, the girl has it upside down and the last kid is hitting the grass really hard. Maybe spending the summer on the golf course isn’t the best thing for little kids. Who knew?

Taylor is right there listening and still she is later mad at Troy. Because he would sing one song in one talent show to get into college. That is so horrible.

Sharpay is the first one Troy actually teaches anything in the first place.

Daddy is like we all are. If we know one good story we will tell it to EVERYONE.

The whole swiss thing is the first actual thing that Troy did to Chad and now he is mad, only because of what Taylor said earlier. Oh god, the actual problem in this movie is Taylor.

That song is Kelsi’s own work, Sharpay is literally stealing from her.

Sharpay really doesn’t get why Ryan is mad and that is very concerning. I mean you can love yourself, but not being able to see any kind of moral is really creepy.

Okay, now is the first time in the movie where Troy is actually an ass. I mean he could have at least asked.

Neither Gabriella nor Taylor have been talking to Ryan this whole movie and they still know more about his feelings than his twin sister.

And here we have the it’s okay to be gay song.

I’m not saying I’m not straight, but if I wasn’t I’d do you.

And then he ‘did’ him. I mean they changed clothes and all!

I guess Chad is going to end up in his mom’s refrigerator now.

Troy’s photo on Gabriella’s phone is a selfie.

Gabriella you wear practically the same thing that Ryan does. Color wise.

Ryan is such a Hufflepuff.

He immediately tries to ease the tension in any way. First by comforting Gabriella via arm around her shoulder and then by going away because Troy has a problem with that.

Troy is 100% right and Chad has no reason to be mad.

The bad song.

This is the only bad music in High School Musical. I mean someone had to do that to that poor song. I guess Kelsi made it bad on purpose. But how can Sharpay not hear that. It’s awful.  But then again maybe she just made sing Sharpay me a bunch of times so she wouldn’t notice.

That wedding dress scene.

Seeing Ryan is relatively colorless cloths is really different, but it looks amazing on him nonetheless.  He looks so professional. So adult. Oh yeah, he was 23 in 2007.

Troy’s Sharpay sense is tickling.

Sharpay is so upset without and reason, she’s like Chad. Maybe that’s why Ryan likes him so much. On another thought, that’s really creepy.

You have to give it to Sharpay. She knows how to make an exit. And that drummer is awesome.

Fulton is really trying to be a good person. Really, really trying. And Taylor gets that. It’s so nice.

They’ll need to clean those plates again now Kelsi.

Gabriella standing up for Ryan, when he doesn’t do it for himself is so nice.

The break up song, even though she actually only quit her job.

Do they not meet outside of work ever? That would explain a lot.

You can see that Troy really didn’t change, because his did didn’t notice anything. But then again he didn’t know his son wanted to sing and dance last year.

He looks a lot like you is such a dad joke.

Bet on it. Aka Zac dance like no one’s watching.  And we’ll make the whole world watch. Muhaha.

Honestly we all probably look like that when we’re dancing.

Random golf bag appears. Either that or there are some very weirded out golfers on that course.

I’m surprise Sharpay didn’t sign the entrance sign.

Fulton took out Troy with the rest of them. Well played Fulton. Well played. But it’s hard to believe that the one person who got it was Troy.

Damn Ryan looks good. And he’s mocking Sharpay with her own hands.

Why exactly does Chad not have to apologies? I mean okay, Troy wasn’t very well with his words, but he didn’t do anything really bad. Chad is like Ron. Jealous and because of that he doesn’t have to apologies. Oh wait, neither Ron nor Harry did really apologize either. Because teenage boys are idiots.

Chad making sure Troy knows about his boyfriend’s baseball abilities. And everyone should have a girl/boyfriend who looks at them like Chad looks at Ryan.

I’ve been a good girl. I never lied, except when necessary. I always bought by parents expensive gifts, using their credit card, of course. But I don’t deserve this humiliation. We are all Sharpay.

How often did that sock puppet loose against Sharpay. I do not know. But we should maybe keep an eye on her. Or a security team.

Why are they smashing plates? Or was that the sock puppet.

Sharpay hitting rock bottom was very, very needed.

Sharpay is such a bitch most of the time that Troy does not for one second think it’s illogical she gave him a new song last minute.

And the happy ending love duet. What a surprise!

There is definitely no time for practice. That means those poor guys had to listen to that sock puppet until Troy got the song and everybody else changed clothes.  Oh and until someone called Gabriella and brought her over. And until Troy got the dance routine. You saw what happens when he dances like no one’s watching. He definitely had to practice that. You can bet on it.

They had a huge ass long routine before and now it’s like just the ending.

Troy is a Hufflepuff too. Only Hufflepuff hold hands out to Slytherins who manipulated them. And tried to get them a college education.

Daddy Evans is acting like Ryan would have his hat crooked without wanting it in that position. It’s called style daddy!

Ryan even slips gracefully on wet grass.

And Sharpay’s dancing with Zeke like she didn’t want Troy 5 seconds ago. Man that guy is forgiving. Is everybody here a Hufflepuff?

The song we didn’t know what else to do with.

Isn’t the talent show supposed to be at the END of summer? Or was it like in the middle and now the real summer is starting.

Yep, you give your brother not shit once and suddenly your friends with your enemy, that’s how it works.

Yes jumping in a pool full of people is cool and they’ll like you, they for sure won’t have you because you nearly jumped onto them.