Cooking Up Au's - Tumblr Posts
//cooking up au's//
god I hate that I can't flip that tsukasa photo (btw this is platonic I don't ship honakasa, sorry to all the fans)
Queen (or king) of hearts Tsukasa and deity/god honami!
"Wow... the real world...! I can finally start my deity duties... this place almost as pretty as the stars at home..."
"excuse me ma'am, are you from around these parts? I don't recall ever hiring someone like you..."
"sadly, I'm not. I come from-"
"YOU AREN'T?? GUARDS!! OFF WITH HER HEAD NOW!"
"WHAT?!?"
//cooking up au's//
Yokai akito and fairy spirit minori!
"alright...that's another treasure chest to my collection, better be worth all the trouble I went through to get the stupid thing-"
"oh- hi there! thank you for freeing me! in exchange, I'll stay by your side and protect you!"
"what the fuck-"
//cooking up au's//
this time, for @sillystringstar!
I actually had two ideas for enakasa so the first one was
Traveller Ena and uhh... Jungle? is that the name-? Island Tsukasa!
"Jesus christ when does this snow end?? Actually- how long have I been walking? I don't even know where I'm going at this point-"
*insert fancy portal thing*
"HELLO THERE NEW PERSON!! WELCOME!! here! This drink is for you, a tradition for all newcomers!"
"this is vodka-"
"don't mind that! It's great! try some!"
"it's vodka- I'm 17..."
"...ok nevermind then!"
"sorry, excuse me, but, where am I?"
"You're on the island, Island!"
"it's called island...?"
"..."
"...Anyways, This... looks... like a pretty warm place, you, uh, got any different clothing I could wear other than my fur coat?"
"No problem! Come along then!"
//cooking up au's!//
the second enakasa one I made for @sillystringstar!
with Painter Ena and officer Tsukasa!
"Alright... painting is... done!"
"FBI OPEN UP!"
"what the-"
"ma'am you're under arrest for making illegal NFT's."
"WHAT THE FUCK-"
//cooking up au's!
this time it's for @kitchenaidmixer02!
Traveller Mafuyu and... fuck what's the name uhh train ghost shizuku!
"Oh! Hello there, it's nice to see a new face around here, what brings you to the clover express?"
"I... I'm travelling."
"I see, where are you headed to?"
"...I don't know."
"can't decide, huh? I know a lot of good places you could visit, want me to go over some?"
"...sure."
"so that's why-"
"sorry to interupt, excuse me miss, who are you talking to?"
"I'm talking to her-"
"I don't see anyone there... are you alright Ma'am?"
"perfectly fine..."
//cooking up au's!//
maybe I should just make a seperate blog at this point-
...I'm so sorry @bobcross1010 this probably wasn't what you were thinking I PROMISE THE MINOKASA ONE WILL PROBS BE BETTER- this was just the first thing I thought of
Ichika... and... "special job" kanade..
"This miku song is great... let's see... it's called 'kitty... oh! it was made by kanade! let's see what else she has on here...!"
"....the nightcord discord kittens looking for jobs....?"
//cooking up au's!//
for @bobcross1010!
Witch/scientist Minori and ghost/yokai Tsukasa!
"a little bit of sugar...spice... and... 'everything nice...?' why is the powder white? oh well!"
"CHECKMATE RUI YOU SICK SON OF A- oh... dang this is like the third time this week-"
"oh uhh... HELLO THERE MORTAL! WHY HAVE YOU CALLED UPON ME THIS FINE DAY?"
"this was supposed to make a magic made human- how'd I end up summoning you-?"
"it's alright! just send me back then, and you can try again!"
"yeah...!"
"so... send me back then...?"
"..."
"you... you do know how to send me back, right?"
//cooking up au's!//
for @dont-mind-me-i-just-exist
someone gimme a vote should I make a different blog for au's?
scientist Mafuyu and Alien Tsukasa!
"still no signs of supernatural life... well, at least Kanade is still helping me with my research."
"there's lots of stars out tonight...huh. that star over there looks pretty big...it's getting bigger... maybe I should get a closer look-"
*insert big ass spaceship crashing into the ground*
"… --- .-. .-. -.-- / ..-. --- .-. / -.-. .-. .- … …. .. -. --. / .. -. - --- / -.-- --- ..- -.-.-- / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / .-. . .--. .- .. .-. / .. - -.-.--!"
"...huh...?"
//cooking up au's!//
This time it's for @transgenderastarion!
Princess haruka and Painting Airi!
"We've had this picture inside the castle for quite a while now, I wonder who it is..."
"Let's see... 'maiden airi, still waiting to be seen and found.'"
"Well, I suppose I'll keep my eye out- hey... I think it shifted a little bit... maybe it's my imaigination-"
"boo."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
//Cooking up au's!//
for... CUE THE MUSIC BABABABABABBABAPBAPBAP @averagemafuyukinnie!!
with train conductor saki and pilot Haruka!
"empty plane today... I'm surprised."
"alrighty then...."
"..?"
"why can't I press anything? why's the plane going out of control-"
-Meanwhile-
"the view from outside the train always gets better and better! lots of stars out tonight! oh! and a plane!"
"wait...A PLANE?? hold on- IS IT COMING TOWARDS ME??"
//cooking up au's//
for @sillystringstar!!
I hate that the jp cards don't have transparent images yet T-T
we got ichimafu tonight with Ichika and demon slayer mafuyu!
*ichika gets run over by truck-kun and teleports to different world*
"....huh...? what... happened to me...? where... where am I?"
"You're finally awake, took you long enough."
"ah...sorry if I bothered you... but- uh... who are you?"
"that'll be the least if your concerns once I purge you. demons like you who come to terrorize our land have no place here, prepare yourself."
"wait WHAT? YOU GOT IT MIXED UP- I'm uh- from the future! yeah- the- the future!"
"it does not concern me where you're from, enough talk, it's about time I end you."
(why do so many of these sound better in my head- I do think that the enemies to lovers/friends if it's platonic trope would work well with these two though)
I'll finish the others later I gotta sleep it's like 12-
uhmmm I didn't see that you said to drop the aus in ur ask box and i just noticed it now so uh
ship wheel
:3
Squeezing a final au for the night- but uh I landed on emuena! actually y'know what I'ma keep the wheel for future use there''s so much on it-
I'm sad ena doesn't have more themed cards other than art :(
tonight shall be the night for deity Ena and deity Emu!
"finally, a place to myself, just me, and peaceful tranquility. away from mortals, and away from everywhere else. it's perfect."
"...?"
"there's a light shining somewhere... well, I suppose nothing's perfect- it looks like I'll have to trash this part and restart."
"must be another weird offering again-"
"OH!! HELLO THERE! wow! there really is someone here! that's so wonderhoy!!"
"wonder-hoy...? what are you saying...? and- HEY! You can't just have your huge hot air balloon enter in here- ah, you know what... nevermind..."
"Ah! um... Sorry... did you... not want me to be here...?"
"no, no, it's alright, just do what you need to do here and leave."
"I don't really need anything! I'm actually going on a super extra sparkly adventure right now! I don't see anything here though, are you by yourself here?"
"I am."
"HWEH?? You're by yourself? Doesn't it ever get lonely?"
"....I suppose it kinda does. I don't feel lonely too often though. but..."
"since you're here, do you wanna stay for a little bit?"
//cooking up au's!//
finally doing more again today... for @shortcakedoggie-reblog! I dunno why the @ isn't working-
with witch Nene and stowaway An!
"Hey there! sorry to bother you, but uh I've been walking for a while now, does this town have a hotel nearby I could go to?"
"H-Huh? oh... uh, most hotels nearby are full... down the road though is an abandoned cottage if you'd like to go there..."
"Alright, thanks a lot!"
"She already ran off... well I guess that's dinner solved for tonight then."
//cooking up au's!//
the second one for @shortcakedoggie-reblog!
we got mafurui with spirit detective mafuyu and prince rui!
"Welcome in, you must be the person I hired, yes? Yuki?"
"That would be me sir. what are the details of the job?"
"just some supernatural occurrences near the corridors and around the gardens of the castle, everything else should be in the letter here."
"I would like to see if I could test your capabilities before I fully hire you though."
"...sir, are you aware of the eyes watching you from behind?"
"come again?"
"nevermind."
//cooking up au's!//
the final request (for now) was the third one for @shortcakedoggie-reblog!
we got mizurui with knight (?) mizuki and train passenger (?) Rui
"cart number...88?? how many carts does a train need... alright lets see- oh! Sorry, didn't think anyone else would be in here."
"No problem, there's some extra tea on the table if you'd like some."
"thanks."
"...."
"...soo what brings you here?"
"I live here."
"woah! wait really-? sorry, am I intruding your house or-?"
"You're not, it's alright, what about you?"
"well, I'm a knight, so i'm just travelling around, y'know the drill."
"Where are you travelling to?"
"I... don't really remember, to be honest, this whole time though my head's been feeling weird. I don't really remember much."
"that's the usual for most people who come onto this train."
"I'll help you out with that, what's your name?"
so for some info: the idea is that mizuki is dead, rui is guiding her to the afterlife
if you have more ships or platonic ships give some to me I'm always happy to do more :3
akinene au? :3
ask and you shall receive 30 minutes later cus I was sleeping my dear friend :3
I present to you akinene with Yokai Akito and christmas elf thing Nene!
"what house is this for again...? oh god damn it-"
"hi there akito, here's your present."
"...I'm a yokai, I'm 99% sure we don't fucking celebrate christmas."
"no swearing, you'll get on the naughty list, now do you want the present or not?"
"what-? I mean, yeah sure I guess I'll take the present, but isn't santa or something supposed to deliver these?"
"he's suffering from liver failure this year so now I have to do it."
"seriously? That's like his whole job though, and besides, why aren't there more elves helping out with the delivery?"
"someone has to make the presents for the billions of kids, y'know, if you're questioning it, why don't you just come along and deliver these things with me?"
"got nothing better to do, might as well, lead the way."
akitoya au? :3
yessssssssss uhh wait shit i forgot your pronouns uhh yes sir there we go
We got like uhh fuck I can never think of the name we got guiding angel toya and furry akito
"Hi there, sorry, this place is a bit messy, I'll clean it up soon, what can I do for you?"
"you guys only offer one service here, what else could i want-"
"Sorry, it's just customer service things, now then..."
"Take a deep breath, reach into the depths of your past and find want your true self wants from within..."
"...."
"WHY THE FUCK DID i TURN INTO A FURRY"
What if I offered up Haruka and An as a sacrifice
for like... an au??? I mean, sure why not-
got a Demon An and Angel Haruka!
"it's so boring here sometimes... maybe I should go visit kohane or something, let me see... how do i make the portal again..."
"make a circle... do this... alright,"
"this should be it I think- wait... FUCK-"
*boom haruka is there*
"Oh! An, is that you? I'm surprised you did that-"
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT-"
"hey! a deal is a deal An, you owe me a drink tonight. remember the bet?"
"if I make another portal to the angels realm I owe you a drink, yeah yeah, I'll get ready tonight then."
Robokasa au!
so... I was going to make this a blog, but I think I'll just post it now and pick it up another time-
I don't think rn I was really ready to try making a blog of my own-
So here it is! (aka the shit from my notes) :
oh btw this is based off the song "hello planet"
Tsukasa used to be a knight, and then he died in this war thing where he fought with rui and he got killed yadda yadda
so Saki, a former scientist, decides to make a robot version of him so that she can have her brother back, going through the process of making him and using magic so he could have parts of his old personality
but Tsukasa techically doesn't actually feel any true emotions or memories so saki like goes to spirit world thing to grab his soul so she can shove it into his robot body and wham bam christmas ham he's kinda alive again
before she leaves tsukasa pops a tracking device on her and off she goes while leaving Tsukasa at home
after like a year of Saki not coming back Tsukasa decides to go look for her, in which he later meets nene, emu, and Rui (in that order... probably-)
they adventure while doing stupid stuff and also for extra details:
rui remembers killing tsukasa, tsukasa doesn't
none of them except for nene know he's a robot
the closer to his soul tsukasa gets the more actual emotions he feels
boom they reach where saki is
she ded
and like she left notes for Tsukasa and stuff, make it real angsty
more stuff happens, tsukasa gets his soul back, and then an ending would either be him living in saki's honor or making another robot for saki and yay happy
ye idk if this is shit or not but I just felt like dumping it here
one day... I shall make it an actual fic... or blog... or maybe I'll be too lazy to do either-
COOKING UP AU'S!!
I haven't done this in forever damn-
With crowkasa and uh... robot- wait shit she's already a robot uh... phone... rin? (don't mind rin being pink I couldn't pick a better colour TUMBLR GIVE US YELLOW PLEASE) *also this is platonic don't come for me
I just need a place to dump my crowkasa hc more tbh
"alright... finally, I hate transforming back into a human-"
"HELLO THERE!"
"AH- OH MY- jeez- the irs already found me?!? change of plans-"
"NONONONO! I'M NOT PART OF THE... whatever you said! You've got to help me out!"
"...help you with what? not only that, how am I supposed to believe you?"
"PLEASE!! i've been stuck like this for so long! I just need you to find a spell! alright? I've got... treasure! yeah... uh... lots- lots of treasure! if you help me, I've give you the treasure!"
"well I certainly wouldn't mind something else to my collection... where even is this spell located anyways?"
"it's in hell"
"what"