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He may be fighting crimes, but certainly can't fight the urge for boxes of donuts..
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5 months ago
I got a call from the local PD at 2 a.m. It was my sister's husband. Apparently, they’d been caught mid-fuck in the town park. I knew they were having issues in the bedroom, but they always seemed so picture-perfect and prude. Fortunately, she was still in her dress when she got arrested, and our parents bailed her out right away. My brother-in-law wasn’t so lucky. He called me, hoping I’d be mature enough to bring him some clothes and pretend none of it happened. I made sure I’d never forget.

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