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Most people's NariLamb Dynamic:

Narinder: I'll kill you Lamb and I'll reclaim my crown

Lamb: Narinder NO (uses squirt bottle on him)

(eventual kissing) 🜏 My Narinder: I mean I probably can't kill you with these mortal hands so I'm gonna kms My Lamb: nooo don't ur too sexy- OH MY GOD NARINDER WHAT THE FUCK

(eventual kissing)

Why is the other Narinders cooler than mine, he's such a girlfailure

FUCK I WANNA MAKE LAMB SAY "Baby look at me" SO BADLY

BUT IT'D BE SO OOC FOR THEM

The Stark Difference between Massive Monster and the Fandom:

Massive Monster: if you choose to spare Narinder he'll join the cult. He'll be a *little* spicy but he chills out after five (is it six?) quests

Fandom: ANGST! TRAUMA! ENEMIES TO LOVERS! LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIPS! MURDER ATTEMPTS! DENIAL OF FEELINGS Massive Monster: what the fuck

Writing Spicy NariLamb while drinking be like-

And I haven't even finished my pale ale yet

Love Languages, feat my Lamb and Narinder

Lamb: 1) uses "my God" on Narinder and "my love" 2) gives expensive gifts 3) occasional hand holding 4) kisses. so many kisses Narinder:

Ah, nothing like a little angst before bed

Update: yippee I'm done

Wrote the funniest thing ever (imo)

How to deal with a traumatized child? throw a blanket on it. -Narinder

I started laughing so hard I choked on my saliva.

Reluctant Dads best Dads

Narinder just give in- you're a father now.

Also just gonna tag my posts as Black Sulfur AU.

Dumbass Ex-God gets bowled over

Get good you fucking idiot

NariLamb Shittens

me: hm maybe I should do the Black Sulfur NariLamb getting pregnant to have shittens, maybe Lamb-

(sees two artists on tumblr depicting shittens being born via body horror because Lamb is a god ergo body horror pregnancies)

me: I- that's- holy shit I want to do that… I wanna do that.

Contempt is Sulfuric Acid for Love

I HIT FUCKING WRITERS BLOCK WHAT THE FUCK

Gonna fucking DIE from HEART BREAK

I DIDNT THINK THIS PRACTICE FIC THROUGH BECAUSE MY WRITING IS SHODDY AGAIN

I’ve been looking for good cotl fanfic, any recommendations?

I think about Stitches by ShenanigannssSsSs a lot, it was the first fanfic that made me go "huh... Narinder having mobility issues and pain... I like that idea" and made me incorporate it in my fics.

I BEG OF YOU TO RAMBLE ABOUT YOUR COTL FICS, anything you wanna ramble about :3c

You’ll probably like this: the Narinders in both my AUs are positive toward cannibalism. One fantasies about it but overall both think it's of use in times of need such as famines or overpopulation. Death is death, but if your body can contribute to saving someone else, then that's the best.

But neither Lamb agrees with that despite one of them being a cannibal. Cannibalism is a slippery slope that can lead to widespread murder and madness. Black Sulfur AU Lamb originally went along with The One Who Waits policy on cannibalizing the dead. But once they usurped him they quickly established that those who die go straight to the crypts or, if the cultist asked, their body is burned, left out for feral creatures to eat, or buried in the ground. But overall a lot of cultists wish to be put in the crypt. So ye.

Of Smoke and Teeth AU NariLamb:

Narinder: the damned, wretched Lamb, curse them for putting me in this cramped, pained body. I won't stop fighting to get my crown back, even if it means getting kille- Lamb: NARI LOOK AT MY TEETH! (shows off their new carnivore teeth) Narinder: ((immediately becomes domesticated)) oh 👁️👄👁️

(pretend there's a third eye above the mouth)

Black Sulfur AU Shittens

been fantasizing about NariLamb shittens and how many there would be/what they be

There'd probably be three- triplets. One is a cat, one is a sheep and one is a hybrid, Lamb's Infant God genetics may be contributing to that. Or maybe in this world there's a chance of a hybrid child coming to be.

Maybe the kitten and hybrid would be male while the lamb is female. Maybe the kitten could be white with red eyes (albino???? He would also suffer like Narinder having sensitive eyes), lamb would be black with Lamb's black eyes. The hybrid... I'm not too sure. Maybe he looks like a sheep but with a cat tail, eyes, cat muzzle, teeth and maybe light gray? Wool? Like from the distance you go "oh hey a sheep" but when you come close you're like "wtf is this"

And there could be another litter of shittens later

parent titles Black Sulfur AU

I was gonna keep silent about this until it happens in The Daughter of Death and Darkness but I'm gonna explode if I don't

In a future chapter Limos is going to call Narinder "Dada" then to "Papa", the change in name to move away from 'Da' which is associated with the Fox.

And Lamb is going to be "Mama" they were at first completely baffled at this but quickly went along with it because it means a lot to Limos. Explanation for her calling them Mama will occur in that chapter.

Just had to post this the wait was making me nuts eeee.

And of course as she grows older she moves toward a more formal "Father" and "Mother" (or maybe "Baather LMAO) but will revert back to "Papa/Mama" if she's scared or being scolded.

Edit: and their future shittens will also address them as Papa/Mama, though maybe one will call Lamb "Baba", like oh maybe the female lamb because she'd bleat and baa.

OH MY GOD NARINDER

I just married him and he has this trait I'm crying

Me: (trying to sleep, trying to ignore my tummy hurting, thinking of NariLamb fics)

Brain: what if Lamb can't purr because of their beheading scar? Like physical and mental trauma prevents them from purring

Me: (bolts up sweating) holy shit

get sick idiot

and yes this is going to be Of Smoke and Teeth NariLamb shit because they've been neglected and deserve a wholesome fic as a treat

NariLamb sicfic done!

I dunno how to end sicfics, this is my first one 🫠