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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.


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3 years ago

you dont know fear until you spend hours making a build open the doors to put torches and see FIVE FUCKING CREEPERS JUST CHILLING AND THEN THEY ALL RUN AT AT YOU AND YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD BARS TO RUN SO YOURE JUST WALKING BACKWARDS UP A HILL IN PURE FEAR


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