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I swear to god, getting cryptothiesm to block me must be some hidden achievement I have to keep speed running. Official weirdposter lol, they're just a kid.

This is apparently why, and like yeah sure it's easy to poke fun at the artifice of their whole 'sona and how they like to play the academic queen bee, or chairman of the board, it's an obvious dynamic. They're everyone's friend so just go ahead and speak to them lol.

I swear to god, getting cryptothiesm to block me must be some hidden achievement I have to keep speed running. Official weirdposter lol, they're just a kid.

One of the funniest things you see from Christian evangelists is when they show up in a culture and they end up LOVING Christianity way more than the evangelists.

Like, in Tengrii, the indigenous Mongolian religion. One of the most impressive things a shaman can do is come back from the dead. And one of their major symbols is the cross representing the cardinal directions, obviously an important concept for a nomadic society.

When they learned that the Christians had a shaman who was killed On The Cross and THEN came back to life, they went absolutely nuts for Christianity. To the point where the evangelists had to kinda reign them in like "no no no he's not a shaman he's some different shit please stop depicting Christ as a ghost falcon"

“Sup Bitches!”… Or as close as I could get with the available syllables at least.

"Ma'am, your penis is barking"