Cultrangoc Chris - Tumblr Posts

sometimesmaybespoof

1 year ago

I have a question...

Why is he so dropkick-able???

my loser son that i want to kill

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sometimesmaybespoof

1 year ago

Can I send his ass to a military camp for 4 years?? And pickpocket the coin away from him so he can't die on campus to get out Scott free!

my loser son that i want to kill

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sometimesmaybespoof

1 year ago

Erm... What the scallop??? Okay.

*HITS HIM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 1000498393 TIMES IN THE HEAD*

oop sorry

*HITS WITH BAT*

Sorry!!! My mistake!! Ha- I had KFC earlier... So my hands are slippery!!

*HITS WITH BAT*

i don't even like kfc...

*HITS WITH BAT*

ollllld meme

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sometimesmaybespoof

1 year ago

Real height difference from my silly to my mutual's/bestie's/pookie's silly.

@cult-rangoons

Also hi I haven't posted in a hot minute lmao.

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yappercentral spoofart funnie cultrangoonsart cultrangoc chris sillie yall. do you understand how massive Spoof is? like do you REALLY UNDERSTAND?? she is absolutely DISPROPORTIONATE in comparison to a “normal” human being normal in quotations because Chris isnt normal shes absolutely massive yall shes literally an ALIEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!? her hands can wrap around his entire SKULL! her feet alone are the size of his BOOTS! HIS BOOTS!!! shes literally a beast shes a threat she will maul you!!! she can!! she'll do it!!! shes like a real life cartoon character if you ever saw her shes absolutely uncanny and unnatural! my oc my oc art featuring sillie i love my sillies muah muah mwah!! i love my sillies! i love my besties sillie!!! ough! i love him! and i hate him!! but not really! but really!! ough! i wish chris was real 😔 i wish aliens were real 😔 anyway this is just a small morsel to keep the 3 people who care about my ocs alive. i have more art i promise. expect a post soon about another sillie you havent heard of!

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sometimesmaybespoof

1 year ago

Real height difference from my silly to my mutual's/bestie's/pookie's silly.

@cult-rangoons

Also hi I haven't posted in a hot minute lmao.

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yappercentral spoofart funnie cultrangoonsart cultrangoc chris sillie yall. do you understand how massive Spoof is? like do you REALLY UNDERSTAND?? she is absolutely DISPROPORTIONATE in comparison to a “normal” human being normal in quotations because Chris isnt normal shes absolutely massive yall shes literally an ALIEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!? her hands can wrap around his entire SKULL! her feet alone are the size of his BOOTS! HIS BOOTS!!! shes literally a beast shes a threat she will maul you!!! she can!! she'll do it!!! shes like a real life cartoon character if you ever saw her shes absolutely uncanny and unnatural! my oc my oc art featuring sillie i love my sillies muah muah mwah!! i love my sillies! i love my besties sillie!!! ough! i love him! and i hate him!! but not really! but really!! ough! i wish chris was real 😔 i wish aliens were real 😔 anyway this is just a small morsel to keep the 3 people who care about my ocs alive. i have more art i promise. expect a post soon about another sillie you havent heard of!

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