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tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

Spamton I want to buy a car but idk which one will fit me 😓 Could you give me suggestions?

AHEAHEAHEA, FURST TH1NG 'TA KNO W IS BUGET!!

NO W PERSON ALLY, QUEEN'S CARS ARE AL L WE'VE G0TS IN THE CITY, BUT SOO N W4T CH OUT!!1

SPAMTON'S PADENTED SLEEK STREAK CUNGADERO WIL L MAK EROUN DS INI THE WORL D!!11!

ASS FOUR LIGHTNE3R CARS, IVE DUN MY RESEA RCH.... IF YE W CAN GET UR HAN DS ON A 1961 CADILLAC CONVERTIBLE, UR AS G0OD ASS GOLD!!1

... BUD GE T FRENDLEE, I RECOMMEND A HOND A CIVIK OR ANEETHING THAT AIN' T A GREEN KIA IF YAKNO WH4T I MEAN.

Are you going to scam me of my money if I buy one of your cars?? 👁👁

N0 T 2 WORRYE CUMSTOMER, ALTHO TH 3Y AREN' T MADE YET, I HAVE A PATEN TED IDEA FOR THE CU N GADERO 1.0!!1

SLEEK, BR1 GH T, BIG BIG BIG!!1

ON CE I MAKE IT B1 G IN THE W0RLD, ILL LET YOU, DEA R 'BI-PAN-WHITEOUT' BE ON E OFF MY FURST TE STE RS!! AHEAHEAHEA!!!

Spamton you lied to me. I sent you all my money to you via mail and I still haven't gotten my car. I'll make sure to rate your salesman services 0 stars of not fixed. 😤

WH Y!!!!!!! U DIND 'T R3A D THE

FINE PRINT

I PEXPLICITELY ST ATED TH4T I HAVE N' T MADE MY CUN GADERO S YET!!!11

THE B AN K HASN' TEVEN G1VBEN ME YOUR FUNDS YET 2 MAKE TH EC AR!! PLEA S3 BE PATIENT M Y #1RATEDCUSTOMER!!!

he calls it a good cungadero pets it on the back and feeds it gasoline

the cars with legs in dr chapter 2 are animals to me