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I love you slowwwww much!

Author note: In case If you’re wondering. Yes, the sloth hybrid JK idea comes from the ’run bts’ episode when they dubbed Zootopia. I like writing about unusual hybrid breeds so I wanted to give this a go I hope you guys will like it as well!

Pairing ‹sloth hybrid! jeongguk x reader›
Genre ‹hybrid, fluff, smut, angst, strangers to lovers›
Summary ‹Your roommate’s hybrid always nags you about a playmate while your roommate complains about you being alone all the time in your room so you kill two birds with one stone and get a companion.›
Warnings ‹exotic/rare hybrid, inexperienced owner! reader, hybrid stereotypes, adoption centre and adoption of an adult hybrid, roommate and best friend Namjoon and snake hybrid hoseok, smut, sub! jeongguk + soft dom! reader, foreplay, oral (f, m), unprotected sex (always be safe guys!), you do all the work honey, finger and cock riding, dirty talk, praising, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, blowjob, lots of cum, jk is a pillow prince, manhandling, face sitting›
Words ‹8.8k›
Do I have the urge to climb a tree and hang upside down from it? Absolutely yes but do you see me actually doing it? I don’t think so.

Your left eye cracks open when you hear a pan loudly hitting the kitchen floor and then silence. The perpetrator in the house probably tries to figure out if he frightened you awake yet or not by listening intently for any sign of noise in the form of a frustrated groan or a not so friendly curse word that usually follows once your clumsy roommate prepares his breakfast before work, 6 o’clock at sharp every damn morning on weekdays.
The apartment’s walls are thin but in turn, it was cheaper for you two to rent it, you didn’t think it was an issue before you learnt what it means to live with a clumsy Kim Namjoon as your flatmate. You never hated his office job more than these few days that you’re seriously deprived of sleep. You like to sleep till ten or twelve normally the hour depends on when you went to bed that day.
Your working hours are miles apart from each other that’s why you two make attempts to be considerate when the other tries to get a good night of sleep. Living with Namjoon is not bad, he’s not a messy person and remembers dates better than you that saved your life more than once in the past five years of living together. On the other hand, he’s a disaster walking on legs when it comes to anything else, especially in the kitchen.
You hear a low snicker that undoubtedly comes from Hoseok, your roommate’s hybrid. You could picture the frightened look in Namjoon’s dark eyes without having to see it for yourself. You can be a real bitch if you’re up before your alarm and it’s not to their advantage that you haven’t had your morning coffee either that comes to the second revelation Namjoon learnt from living with you for so long is that you’re not a person before your daily dose of caffeine. Unfortunately for him now you’re wide awake as you roll out of the human-sized blanket burrito.
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