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The following men would carry you to the kitchen at midnight because you wanted cereal and couldn’t walk after how hard they’d fucked you:

Aone—cradles you gently in his arms and carries you to the kitchen, delicately sits you in a chair before he gets everything for you and brings it to the table. He never means to fuck your that hard, he’s just big in more ways than one.

Atsumu—he gives you a piggy back ride and keeps looking over his shoulder, smirking at you and how fucked out and cute you look. He sits you on the kitchen counter and you both giggle and eat a whole box of cereal from one giant mixing bowl.

Bokuto—he tosses you over his shoulder, still careful not to hurt you further, and drops you on top of the kitchen table and makes you sit there. He grabs everything, scoops you back up in his arms, then makes his way to the couch where he sits down, sits you between his legs, and rests his chin on your shoulder while you eat.

Daichi—he knows you can’t walk after the many rounds, so when you say you’re hungry, he’s sweeping you up in his arms and carrying you to the kitchen before you even ask. He sits you on a bar stool at the counter, grabs everything you want, and stands next to you, leaning his body on the counter while you eat. He watches you lovingly and when you ask what he’s doing, he says, “Wondering if this is night I finally managed to fuck a baby into you.” You choke on your cereal but it’s fine, he pays your back and then feeds you himself, a kiss between every bite.

Iwaizumi—he carries you like a koala on his chest, arms around his neck and legs wrapped around his waist. He deposits you on the kitchen counter before grabbing everything you want, and a bottle of water you didn’t ask for but is handed to you expectantly, and he stands between your legs and massages your sore thighs while you eat your cereal. He carries you back to bed gently and cuddles you has you cockwarm him all night sore body be damned.

Mattsun—teases you the whole time but ultimately picks you up and carries you to the kitchen like a princess, cuddles to his chest with his arms behind your back and under your knees. He sits you at the table and leaves to grab everything with a bow. He sits next to you and insists on feeding you because you’re ‘Daddy’s cute princess that can’t walk after being fucked so good’. A hefty smack to his arm gets him to stop teasing and he’ll just watch you eat all lovingly. Or you can let him feed you, honestly, he doesn’t mind.

Osamu—he carries you down like a princess, bridal style and immensely careful, knowing just how broken your body felt from his taking advantage of his first night off in weeks. He deposits you on the counter next to the stove and stands between your legs, trying to convince you to let him cook you something good, something healthy and nourishing and better than a bowl of sugary cereal. However, he relents and kisses the pout from your face when you assure him you just want cereal. He hops up on the counter next to you eating a bowl of fruit while you eat your cereal, stopping you to feed you little bites of fruit and steal kisses between bites of your cereal.

Suna—you’re hungry at midnight, the man is so game for that. He’s another one to give you a piggy back ride, careful but playful as he takes you to the kitchen. He sits you down in the living room on the couch and covers you with a blanket, knowing you’re probably cold from being naked aside from his shirt. He gets you what you want, adding a banana to the tray so you have something more filling, and brings a tray of cereal, fruit and water to you. He sits on the other end of the couch, your legs in his lap while you eat, his large hands massaging your calves and feet for you while you eat. The second you’re done, he’s pulling you in his lap and cuddling you though, wanting you close (and spitting in your mouth, it’s better than the cereal).

Tanaka—he happily carries you into the kitchen, koala style. He sits you on the counter, grabs everything, and hops up on the counter next to you. He feeds you bites of dry cereal from his hand and you do the same, pouring milk in one another’s mouth after each handful of cereal. It’s all laughs and smiles with him.

Ushijima—he carries you bridal style and carries you around the kitchen, stopping at the pantry for you to grab the cereal and at the cabinet to grab bowls and spoons, before he seats himself at the kitchen table and rests you comfortably on his lap. He presses kisses to your neck the whole time you eat and whispers sweet nothings in your ear.

A/N: This was brought to you by cocoa pebbles at midnight 💙 And thank you to my evil twin Ryder for coming up with Tanaka’s, you’re a genius.

Taglist: @introloves @goldenshoyo @chaoticryder @managertae @undxrworld @zhongh-li

Reacting to you eavesdropping

Type: Headcannon

Anime: Haikyuu

Characters: Oikawa, Daichi

Warnings: Cursing, mention of sex, cops, yelling, cheating, not proof read

Summary: Your neighbors were throwing a party, and shouting could be heard and the cops were called. And you? Yes.. were eavesdropping.

A/N: Neighbors got the cops called on them the other night... It was entertaining. And YES I AM ONE OF THOSE NEIGHBORS. That stands outside or takes out my trash, or take my dog outside.

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DAICHI:

IGHT

SO ITS ALREADY CANNON

HE BECOMES A COP LATER IN LIFE

AND I ALREADY KNOW

THE SECOND, THE SECOND HE REALIZES ITS AT YOUR APARTMENT COMPLEX

He'll have to worry about you 'suddenly' forgetting something in your car

Or walking your dog/trying to figure out a way to walk your cat.. without being suspicious.

But before all of that

You were just chilling in your place, exhausted from the week and realizing you had to do it all over again

But something catches your ear, as your trying to relax

"FUCK YOU! YOU LYING BASTARD!"

Your face forming in shock, and also a bang of excitement spreading through your body

Springing up from your seat, scaring your cat in the process

"Omfg...OMFG..their at it again?!"

Your neighbor was for a lack of a better term, a hoe and a player.. That currently from your count, had three Girlfriends and one boyfriend.

They didn't know about one another though, but one had the feeling something wasn't right

And for the past two weeks

Has been sitting outside in their parked car

Watching and waiting

Even asking you a few questions

And no one deserves to be cheated on regardless of how you feel about them

Just ain't right

So you told her everything you knew

And now...

Shit was going down

"YOU TOLD ME I WAS THE ONLY ONE! THREE YEARS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER"

"I can't believe you would believe me"

OUCH

You were standing in front of your door, ear pressed to the door

Though with how loud they were being you didn't need to do that

"You're a real piece of work, you know."

"But yet here you are, still hung up on me"

"You know, you're looking really pathetic right now"

And that was the final straw for the girl

A sharp slap was heard, and then shouting

And the door to hall was opened

And you?

Running around trying to find your shoes

Cuz sure

It was sad, and unfortunate

BUT YOU WERENT GLING TO MISS THIS AT ALL

hearing more shouting, and a "Baby!? Who are these people, why are you wearing my boyfriend's shirt?"

A squeal escaped your mouth, at the familiar voice.

It belonging to his second girlfriend

That left one more, it being the boyfriend to suddenly show up

"I'm his girlfriend. Who are you?! His sister?" The first girl asked, a wavier in her voice

"IM HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Girl number 2 stated, the one that had been spying on him

"wait.. I'm his girlfriend as well, but not anymore." The third spoke, "Okay, bye not like I can't find another girl."

Another slap was heard, "Fuck you!"

"You already did sweetheart" He chuckled out, your mouth forming in a frown at how this guy was acting

Hearing a car door close, and a sound of a radio from outside. You slipped on your shoes, knowing by now with all this commotion someone had to call the cops

But imagine YOUR OWN SURPRISE WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOYFRIEND

IN ALL HIS GLORY

Standing right in front of your fucking door

Hand tightly gripping the doorknob

And trying with all your strength, too open it

Cuz you want to see what the fuck was going on

You could still hear the shouts and harsh slaps and punches going on

Peaking through the peep hole

What the fuck?!

"Daichi I know you can hear me, move"

You saw him shake his head slightly

THIS BITCH

WAS TAKIKG THE JOY OUT OF YOU

"You know you are a real piece of work, I gave you my all and this is how you repay me?" Girl 2

"You gave me nothing but Chlamydia" POS fired back

"... What?" Girl 1 whispered, a gasp coming through

"okay Daichi please take this young lady outside, we need to break everyone up"

THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE

Sprinting towards the door, trash in hand, making it seem like you were taking out the trash rather then eavesdropping

Stopping short before grabbing your headphones to make it seem like you couldn't hear anything

And what happens when you *a little TOO enthusiast* open the door?

Trash swinging a little.bit too much

Everyone heads whip in your direction

But the only one that catches your eyes?

Daichi

AND DAICHI GIVES YOU THAT LOOK

LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FOING

GET BACK INSIDE

STOP BEING A NOSY NANCY

FIRE IS BEHIND HIM, HIS EYES NARROW AMD HIS LIP PULLS BACK A LITTLE

He is holding on to one of the girls, her fists balled up, still seething from all of this

And guess who walks in at that exact moment

Boyfriend number 1

And your fucking SHOOKTH

WHY WAS HE HERE?

HE COMES ON THE WEEKEND AT EXACTLY 12PM

"oh, well looks like this all worked out." He said with a monotone voice, a smirk forming on his face.

"I told you if you ever cheated again, I was going to end you"

WHAT?!

And then

Shit went down

And you?

Retreated back inside, cuz you were already in deep shit with Daichi

You didn't want to get caught in the cross fire of the fists and kicks being sent from everyone

But the time everything ended, it was midnight

Your eyes slowly dropping, a knock at the door startling you awake

And you knew who it was

"What have I told you about eavesdropping?"

OIKAWA:

He loves eavesdropping

He'd be the type to wake you up at 3am cuz the neighbors are fighting

And you got to tell him "Go to bed, they aren't fighting"

"But babe, there banging on the wa- oh"

But the times THE ARE FIGHTING

You have caught him, outside hiding behind the fake plants and the lawn chairs.

Even though the balcony was a closed off one

Meaning

NO ONE COUPD SEE HIM

HE LEGIT JUST COULD DUCK AND BE HIDDEN

"Baby-chan, hurry hide they'll see you" he waved you over, motioning for you to duck down with him

Straight up, was done with him at that moment.

Just.. what the fuck

🙃😒

"I knew I should have accepted IWA love confession"

"Well now it's to late baby, now GET DOWN"

So what do you do?

You get down

Cuz at that moment, your neighbor was feeding his wife LIES ABOUT WHY HE WAS HOME AT 4AM

"Baby, I think your being a little dramatic right now."

Oikawa and your own face formed in an O, at the sentence that was just spoken.

Both thinking the same thing, a shit eating grin on both of your faces

"Oh.. maybe your right, maybe I am being a little dramatic. Who wouldnt be cool as a cucumber when their loving"

You both felt that poison at the way she said "loving"

Oikawa started to lightly slap your arm, at the excitement of this all unfolding

Stop you mouthed at him, but started to feel panic as he slowly crept towards the wall of the balcony

"stop" you whispered

"I want too their faces"

"Loving husband that for the fourth time, in the past two weeks has arrived home at 4am. My loving and supportive, hardworking husband, that lost his job a month ago. Because he was caught fucking the Bosses wife, but what do I have to worry about being dramatic?"

You both were now, silently (loudly honestly) hitting each other in the arms.

Who cares if you had work in five hours

This HOT ASS TEA AND DRAMA WAS WORTH IT

"Oh, also, I have the papers for a divorce on the table. And Im fucking your sister,"

"Damn!"

You both slapped your hands over his mouth at the sudden holler

Faces red

But at the same time, not upset for being caught

"Who the fuck is there?! You think this is funny?"

"Oh shut up, an stick a sock in it. We both know, you look pathetic right now."

The rustle and the knocking over of the plant and chairs, causing your cover to be blown even more

But you two didn't care

"SHE SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER!"

"I KNEW I HEARD ANOTHER WOMEN MOAN IN THERE ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"I wonder who will get their place, or they'll just move out"

"Idk, but I'm beat from all that.. who are texting?" You asked, your boyfriend on his phone his thumbs almost a blur

"Tell Iwa about this shit babe, I've been keeping him and guys posted about it."