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Onnagirai (女嫌い) :
Literally "woman-hater." This term was used in the Edo period (1603-1867) to describe a man who preferred male erotic and romantic companionship exclusively.
> You hear him breathe, uneasy inhales and uneven exhales. You've done all you could for the moment.
Alright, once again *cracks knuckles*
Lupin (mmmm monkey)
This is another autism creature
Different breed from Goemon
He has hands.
Picky eater, won't say shit about it though
Goes 19 octaves above his normal and becomes family friendly when angry or when losing a petty argument
Has moments when he'll ramble about his interests non-stop then 3 seconds later:
Chaotic
Really fucking chaotic
Totally didn't base half of these on you /hj
Likes to go on online videogames and make fun of little kids when bored
Trolls the government from time to time but with funny codenames
Good at programming
Trash sleeping schedule
Hyperfixates on stuff
Abandonment issues (won't admit to them tho)
While spacing out, he randomly gets sexual to the nearest person (oftentimes Jigen of not all the time)
Jigen (courtesy of yours truly)
He's my ID hol' up
This isn't an autism creature, he's a
Depression creature
Probably alcoholic, smokes way beyond a normal human beings capacity
How are your liver, kidneys and digestive system OK?
Dunno man must be global warming
Also trash sleeping schedule
Falls asleep on command
Before meeting Lupin, he did kill somebody who woke him up from an actual good nap!!!
Cooks for the gang 99.9% of the time
Fell asleep once
Listens to Lupin ramble (doesn't admit liking it)
Oddly quiet, sometimes rambles, goes quiet again
Wheezes every time he laughs and sounds like a kettle
Trash humor, laughs at almost everything
Also hyperfixates on stuff
Emotional attachment to his objects (self-explanatory)
No seriously, he WILL defend his objects
Also abandonment issues
Appears skinny but has a beer belly and muscular arms (thanks to Magnum recoil, that shit's like a plane taking off /hj)
Cat and dog behavior mixed up
Gay (or at least gigantic male pref)
Fluffy, luscious hair,,,,,
"Why does everyone think I'm a furry stfu"
Zenigata- I'm sorry daddy, I'm sorry da
Old, in his 50s typa' old
Is this a malewife? Yes.
Does he know how to cook? No. Instant ramen, take it or leave it.
Likes flower pattern shirts and won't admit to it
Dog person
Extremely shy and affectionate as a partner
💫Dad bod✨️
Oblivious to the fact the Lupgang assimilated him
I'm not gay but
Definitely in the LGBTQ community
No, he's not too old for this
i love the ones y'all have for Goemon..very lovable, but am getting tired and probably will not remember typing this one, but drop your headcannons for any of the other Lupin Gang members!!! yes this does include Inspector Zenigata (or Pops!!!)! now go, go, go and drop them!!
i like reading what people hc onto the sillies!!
Another Fiat 500 i did in class
Ft. Jigen
Did somebody say Lupin(s)?
Just having the time of their lives :)
for some reason seeing Goemon not wearing his traditional Japanese clothes evokes a visceral reaction in me
Casual outfits
a summary of a 50+ year old franchise
