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HEAR ME OUT.
Credit to @arrowheadedbitch for the idea! For those who haven’t seen they’re post, here’s the basic idea:-
Y’know how Damian doesn’t have a middle name? Yeah, so do you also know how siblings constantly shout each others full name to annoy/scare the other? So I pictured a few scenarios of when his siblings quickly thought of a ‘random’ middle name for him:-
Damian:- TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE WAYNE!!!
Tim:- DAMIAN TIMOTHY AL-GHUL WAYNE!!
Damian:-
Tim:-
Damian:-
Tim:- That’s was completely on accident-
Duke:- Omg
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Stephanie:- DAMIAN STEPHANIE AL-GHUL WAYNE!
Damian:- *annoyed* What do you want Brown-
Stephanie:-
Damian:- WAIT-
Stephanie:- OMFG DUKE IT WORKED, OMG OMG-
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Damian:- RICHARD JHON GRAYSON-WAYNE!?
Dick:- Oh Um- you’re full naming me-
Damian:- *glare*
Dick:- Uhm, DAMIAN, RICHARD AL-GHUL WAYNE???
Damian:-
Dick:-
Damian:-
Dick:- …Y’know, that actually has a ring to it-
Damian:- nO-
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Alfred:- Damian Pennyworth Al-Ghul Wayne, Come over here in this very instant!
Damian:-
Jason:-
Bruce:-
Tim:-
Dick:-
Cassandra:-
Duke:- Awww Alfred! I told you to make it Damian Duke Al-Ghul Wayne :((
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Bonus:-
I also think Bruce would just be very confused on what Damian’s middle name should be??? So, here ya go:-
Reporter:- Awww! And what is Damian’s full name?
Bruce:-
Bruce:- *Looks at his children*
Jason:- Damian Princess of Themiscara Wayne :) (Al-Ghul removed due to press)
Bruce:-
Damian, sulkily:- It’s better than Damian ‘JaSoN’ Wayne >:(
Bruce:-
Bruce, Tiredly:- His name is Damian Princess of Themiscara Wayne
Reporter:- ???
Talia, watching from the League for some reason:- ?!?
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