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9 months ago

"Lighter Conflict" (Pico/Darnell - Oneshot)

This was on my phone, and I never posted it anywhere I don't think. So if the writing style is different or more amateur than my current, that's why 😅 I don't remember if this was meant to be a ship? But it can be interpreted either way. They're my BROTP 💚💜

⚠ [CW // weed mention]

Darnell busted through the front door of his apartment yelling "Da-Da-Darnell in the house!" holding up two shopping bags in each of his hands.

"Oh. Sup." Pico responded, sitting on the couch, just chillin.

Darnell set his things on the table next to the door and plopped himself on the couch next to Pico, kicking his feet up on the coffee table and grabbing the TV remote already flicking through channels.

Pico sighs and says "Just don't be a nuisance, please. I had a long week and need to wind down.." He said pulling out a blunt from his pocket.

Darnell sees it in the corner of his eye, turning his head excitedly. "Oh! Oh! Let me light it!"

"What?" Pico raised an eyebrow.

"Let me light your shit man!" He said already whipping his lighter out.

"What? No- You pyromaniac. Get your own weed." He said already putting the blunt comfortably in his lips.

Darnell disregarding his answered, flicked it on and tried lighting it.

"Get the fuck away from me!" Pico said covering his face with his arm, but Darnell pulls his arm away as Pico struggled to keep him away. He tried backing off but eventually fell on the couch, back facing down. Darnell now had the high ground and had Pico pinned with one arm on top of his chest, leaving Pico unable to move. "YOU DICKSHIT GET THE FUCK OFF-"

The lighter flicked on once more and lit up the end of it.

"HA! Got it-"

"Alright alright. Now get off dickhead."

Darnell just laid on top of Pico, arms crossed. Pico pulls the blunt out of his mouth and taking a hit, then giving it to him. Pico rolled his eyes and decided to give in, spending the rest of the night with Darnell laying on top of him and TV white noise.


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