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top 5 men in Easy Company who would protect your drink

+ 5 who wouldn’t

inspired by @hesbuckcompton-baby

top 5 who would

1. tied is Winters and Roe- those two would never let that drink be set down, they’d hold it until you told them you wanted it back, six years later they’d still be holding that damn drink 

2. Carwood Lipton- that man would not set it down for a second, maybe he’d get tired and tell you to take it back cause he wants his own

3. George Luz- he’d make it a game to protect your drink, “you touch this drink, i touch your face.” vv protective but would dump the drink on someone to be annoying, he’d probably drink from it too 

4. Babe- legit wouldn't say no if you asked him to watch your drink. “babe, watch my drink.” “yes ma’am.” would totally drink half of it and say it “spilled”

5. Shifty mf Powers- that man would not let the drink touch anything or anyone, wouldn’t talk to anyone until you came back, would hold his hand over the lid to stop anyone from putting anything in it or bugs getting in 

the 5 men who wouldn’t 

1. Nixon- he wouldn’t not protect it, it would be very protected in his stomach. he’d drink it. 

2. Guarnere - would legit put it down after holding it for two seconds. “where’d you put my drink Guarno?” “Up your ass.” 

3. Speirs - would set it down by accident, he’d be good about it for like five minutes and then set it down and loose it. he’d get you another drink tho

4. Skip - would loose it. one minute it would be in his hand, the next its on the floor or just gone 

5. Webster - he would protect it up until Lieb annoyed him and he threw the drink at him. 

he totally has a true crime podcast and occasionally does an episode about his favorite authors 

But:

Modern!AU Web is 100% a podcaster