Dazai X Reader X Fyodor - Tumblr Posts
Ok but... Dazai and Fyodor pinning for the same girl though...
TW- implied murder
-You guys just hate having freedom, don't you? Because you'll have absolutely none with these two around. I could absolutely see them taking an interest in the same person though, because they're just so similar to each other, as Dazai has stated.
-They're very invasive, one of them is around you at all times. Dazai more often because he can actually be seen out and about with you. While Fyodor has too be more secretive when he's out because he's an actively wanted criminal by like... everyone.
-They're both very intelligent and are aware of the others, active pinning for you, and that just makes the other ones behaviour ramp-up by tenfold. It'll start too turn into more of a competition then anything else. They're always trying too out-do the other and sabotage each other.
-You have no privacy, they're always asking you the most personal questions, and don't try and hide anything from them either, because you'll find, very quickly, that it's not gonna work, like, at all.
-Dazai, while yes he's in the agency, he's not afraid too revert back to his mafia roots. Now, he won't exactly kill unless he needs too, because it has too be something he can play off as an accident or something that can be justified. He doesn't have as much freedom as he once did in the mafia.
-Fyodor, as we all know, isn't afraid too get his hands dirty, especially when it's in the way of one of his interest. If he has too kill someone he will. He can't exactly kill Dazai simply because it's not that easy and Fyodor knows that.
-Dazai also has a knack for finding the both of you and coming with, he likes too third-wheel, if you will. Dazai isn't stupid, far from it obviously, he can feel Fyodor glaring at him as Dazai grabs at your hands and dramatically confesses his love for you, aloud. Wrapping his arms around you and pushing your head into his chest as him and Fyodor stare each other down as Dazai has that dark look in his eyes, the pretty hazelnut now more of a crimson color.
-Fyodor likes too give you small, meaningful gifts. While Dazai is the type too be overly affectionate with you. Always touching you and having at least one one of his hands on you at all times. He'll tug at you as he nuzzles into you, stating that you shouldn't be atropine Fyodor, because he's so dangerous, he'll do all of this in front of Fyodor, at that.
-The only time they've ever gotten along was when your life was in danger and they came too a short agreement too get rid of the threat before going back too their usual antics.
-These are two very dangerous men that are after you, you will have eyes on you constantly and your life will change quite drastically because of them.