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What is a bloodsucker, if not just a very large puppy?

Probably kinda late but: i already imagine what type of puppies the bloodsucker bosses are.

Baron is a very aggresive/gremlin chihuahua cause hes the smallest in terms of court boss.

Viscount gives me either malamute or beardog vibes.

Countess is either malamute too or poodle cause shes the most “elegant”. Also cause of her hair she gives me poodle vibes

Oh that's absolutely delightful, I love this idea.

Baron, unlike chihuahuas, is actually in fact not just all bark no bite. Mans can bite quite a chunk out of you.

Viscount being a beardog is just absolutely hilarious and I cherish that mental image.

Countess being a poodle also feels very appropriate, but I can also see her a spaniel maybe?

As for the other bloodsuckers, I guess the Chevaliers could be Wiener dogs (totally not because they're both long), the supplicants for some reason remind me of bulldogs or other flat faced dogs, I guess it's just the ticks tiny little flat head, the gatekeepers/manservants remind me of those crusty small white dogs like Maltese Terriers, or, to be less mean, maybe corgies. croc could be a Newfoundland (my psychologist has one. They're absolutely fucking massive and I love them.) or a wolfdog,

And the sycophants...

...are borzois, clearly.