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my dragon hoard of pin-back buttons:

I buy them based on my spintrests

seen: Clone High, Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc, Trolls Band Together, also one pin with the Delta Airlines icon on it because it was free and I need more pins to mimic the feeling of scales.

Like I get illnesses sometimes. My immune system won’t stop anything. Like I’ll try to avoid some garbage virus, and I don’t want to name an actual virus, so let’s make up one, so let’s call it “coronavirus.” So I’ll try to not get “coronavirus.” So I’ll show up at the university and be like “can I get my education at school now please?” and they’ll be like “NO! In-person classes are delayed for three weeks” *spits, which the cdc does not recommend* And I go “okayyyyy!” And then I go to the bathroom and I come back and I go “any updates on coronavirus?” and the media goes “yeah! sports were cancelled while you were washing your hands for 20 seconds because we hate you! now take this mask which won’t protect you—go, fetch!” and I go “okayyyyy!” and I go to the grocery store and I go “can I get some toilet paper and hand sanitizer please?” and they go “NO!!” and I go “okayyyyy” and they go “You’re a little germ carrier, aren’t you?” and I go “noooo” and they go “SAY IT!!” and I go “im a little germ carrier” and then I go to the Trump administration which is an oxymoron and I go “can I please go home on an airplane?” and they go “No! In fact, we’re going to impose a travel ban from Europe, so we’re going to keep you there for THIRTY DAYS!” and I go “why are you doing this to me??” and they go “because this is coronavirus, and life is a fucking nightmare!”

But with the flu it would just be like “let’s see if rest and medicine will help.” So it’s better.