Did You Know Rottweilers Are Part Bunny Rabbit..? - Tumblr Posts

Is my dog the only one?

You see I've got this Rottweiler, he is a very strange dog... He'll be laying on one end of the couch completely content with life and then he will struggle to his heart's content to get off the couch, he'll wiggle across the floor and then get on the other end of the couch...

And I kid you not the whole process from start to finish takes about 2 minutes, cuz he crawls his first half onto the floor and then he kind of stands there with the rest of him still on the couch and then he struggles to get his feet under him well his as* is still on the couch, so he's at a terribly horrible angle and then he hops on the floor with his butt... .. at this point he does this weird shimmy thing and then walks to the other end of the couch stares at it and then "bunny rabbit hops" all four feet on the couch at the same time....

At times I would think he is a bunny rabbit, because as brokenness his as* is, he will shimmy his little bum then hop onto the other corner of the couch...

His logic does not make any sense to me...

.p. s. The whole time I used Google speech to write this, my Rottweiler sat on the other end of the couch glaring at me with his ears pulled back... very judgmental