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Kirishima’s Hair

Everyone: Asleep

Nobody: Asked

Snack: Acquired

Has anyone ever thought...Who taught Kirishima how to do hair? Of course you haven’t. BUT LISTEN! You never ever see this man’s roots and that in itself deserves recognition. I can see him being a hairstylist in another life, and I 100% feel like his head scratches would just be 🔥 at the shampoo bowl. OR imagine him just being so good at giving hair tips that everyone just knows to go to him 👀. Like they all just caught him red handed (get it?) one day and instead of him being embarrassed about being found out, he is taken aback by the surprise and praise he receives for his perfectly spiked red locks. Honestly that’s all I got but feel free to keep reading.

Literally allll of the girl’s and Aoyama flock to him because having RED HAIR is DIFFICULT and the fact that his hair doesn’t frizz is magical (also they can’t afford Momo’s hair tips which leaves them no choice). Some of the others watch him fumble through questions with a little hate in their hearts since they’re already up against Sato’s baking and now this. Kiri just nervously scratches his head since he isn’t used to the attention which just skyrockets his cuteness level to an all new high.

Kaminari asks him for tips, but doesn’t actually learn anything because he’s too busy focusing on how he’s going to get so many chicks later. But then no one wants their hair strands to end up fried like his brain so they kindly reject his offer to help. Cuteness level maintained.

Mineta gets a box of color to the face as he offers to match their curtains to their drapes.

Iida is chopping the air and throwing a full on fit because no one should be dyeing their hair in the dorms with how easily it could stain everything.

Bakugou just goes to bed because he still has flashbacks of his time with Best Jeanist and wants absolutely nothing to do with any additional hair products.

Midoriya is relieved because hopefully he can stop being forced into a bowl of nervous soup from being bombarded by questions about his green hair that he swears he was born with.

That’s all. Someone please remind me not to eat cheesecake at midnight again. For another slice I’ll get back in my lane 😅. If you see this congrats because there’s a chance this will go on private when I wake up and remember what I’ve done and why I decided to share these late night thoughts lmao.