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That was the finale?!

How could anyone come to the conclusion that THAT WAS A CONCLUSION? They need at least the 2 episodes MDL promised/threatened just to tie up the loose ends ...

I guess we should be happy though - since we're finally free. This show gaveth (many, many questions) and this show tooketh away (my sanity).

DinoSNORE - The Sacrifice!

I have been summoned by the Dino of Destiny! @magpie24601 I am here with the sacrifice (myself. I have sacrificed myself).

Let me just preface this with a genuine and heartfelt WHAT THE FUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Episode 8, which I now thankfully understand is the last ep, is the ultimate no script ep. They just sat them down with the box set of LITA and that's it. Seriously, there's no script to this show. Like what is this?

Shouldn't you know if someone's bugging you?! Why are you asking the person in charge of the bugging?!

For the love of god, Dawson! He was riding a skateboard! What hit you was the dark and ominous background music!

I think that even the subers are making fun of this show...

Oh Rak... You're so right. NOTHING can dumb this down. NOTHING!

Then, THEN! we see the return of The Friend.

No shit Sherlock! We had to spend 5 minutes just to establish who you are cos nobody remembers.

Also, what's the deal with creditors?

Do you have to marry your creditor? Is it like a soulmate connection?

Whatever. I still need to address the sex scene. I didn't screenshot anything. I can't be responsible for the damage it can cause. If you watch, it's on you.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

Why was the camera moving All the Fucking Time?!

What's with the tongue Dino?! There is such a thing as too much tongue!

Why was Rak turning off the lights when they weren't even in the bedroom yet? What's the point if you're going to the bedroom anyway?

Really Rak? You almost lost control in the bathroom stall? (Ahem! LITA...) Cos you were dodging the DinoTongue like you were running from the plague.

And why are you moving so much Dino? You are NOT Payu. I repeat - you. are. not. payu! This is not a sexy look on you. Stop moving! Stop!

Oh! And you like to reward a good boy? Really? P'Payu? Oh, it's P'Dino? I'm sorry. I just get confused....

And then this:

Rak, listen to me, LISTEN! You are not Sky!

Seriously, Did you even watch the LITA box set together? You are doing two different stories. There are TWO main couples in LITA.

Get together and decide which couple you want to rip off be inspired by and stick to it.

To conclude, don't watch the show people. I was cringing so hard through this entire event. I'm pretty sure @nerdybunnydestiny hates me now for making them watch too much of this shit of a show (I hope you can forgive me so I won't have to move to the south and marry my creditor...).

I would like to use this opportunity to thank @plantsarepeopletoo for providing me with a punching bag to deal with this - let's be happy that MDL sometimes lies (the sacrifice worked!) and there are no more episodes. And if you've found yourself questioning your life choices as a result of watching this show, know that you're not alone 💜

I just heard there's going to be a special episode of Dinosaur Love - and it may lead into the spinoffs with the other couples. Is this really happening?

I'm honestly flabbergasted ... yet still intrigued.

@shouldiusemyname @nerdybunnydestiny, how deep are we going down this rabbit hole?