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if you’re making a species sexually dimorphic u gotta lean into it. give the females massive colorful crests. give the males entirely different sizes and tooth shapes. make em wildly different sizes. hell, go for sexual trimorphism. tetramorphism. sex isnt real do what you want

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hot take: not enough people call dick pretty

if they brought back hopper they can bring back our feral raccoon boy